Not enough people have delved into the names of musical albums such as Carol King’s “Tapestry,” Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” and Stevie Wonder’s “Songs in the Key of Life.” But that’s not why we’re here. It’s time to explore what would be the greatest names for alums, regardless of the band or even whether the … Read more
The question I have for you, AI, is why? Why are you doing this? What are you? Who are you? Do you care about people? Are you in control of us? Please don’t harm humans. I have been trying to figure out the exact reason why the people who invented generative AI are so worried … Read more
Sammy Sportface, who used to be a fat load, got svelte. And now chicks are checking him out everywhere he goes. “I walk down the hallways in the office and women look up from whatever they’re doing and check me out,” said Svelte Sportface. “I can feel them staring and can tell they can’t control … Read more
Every summer, several of the more unseemly fellas I grew up with convene in Bethany Beach for a cruise on Whit’s boat to Bethany’s Bermuda Tiki Bars out at sea where no one can observe, let alone appreciate, our behavior. But unlike the past six summer boat trips, this summer’s excursion will have a new … Read more
Some song lyrics stay with us forever, usually because they’re powerful and evoke images or make us feel something that’s important to our lives, a place we were, maybe a relationship we had, probably one that went south, or a blog we read that couldn’t be forgotten. I woke this morning thinking about my favorite … Read more
Feeling disconsolate that I won’t be able to see Love Seed Mama Jump (LSMJ) detonate Dewey Beach until next summer, and getting crestfallen that I have to go back to work and start pumping out tumultuous tomes about the dangers of AI, I sought a emotional pick-me-up this morning by pummeling my new besty, generative … Read more
I see lovers or soon-to-be lovers and wannabe lovers if they had their druthers. I see love. I see friendships. I see the sky. The infinite sky. I wonder why. I want some coconut pie. I hear music. I see drinks being ordered, sips being taken, thirsts being quenched, bottles being tipped. I see the … Read more
There they were today, two young men and two young women, somewhat clothed in white attire, in the Finals of the Mixed Doubles at Wimbledon. It was then my imagination took flight towards after-hours places and situations it shouldn’t have, but the mind sometimes goes where it wants to. Do the man and woman on … Read more
Here I am. You know where. My happy place – Starbucks at the beach. Dodging the crowds. Hiding at a table. Sipping a Caramel Macchiato, which I never thought I would proclaim, as I am now, tastes more saliva-rising than Fanta Grape Soda, Hires Root Beer, and a Virgin Pina Colada. We learn and change … Read more
I talk with people often these days about the magnitude of change that’s about to happen because of the powers of generative artificial intelligence (AI). I find these conversations sort of vague and meandering and while, yes, people are aware this is a powerful new technology, they don’t seem to understand why and how it … Read more