The two most over-hyped college football teams in America, Wake Forest and the University of Colorado, both remained unbeaten yesterday extending their records to three wins and no losses. College football oddsmakers are now predicting these two over-exposed and unfathomably provocative football teams will play for the national championship in January. Wake Forest has become […]
Flying high on the Transport Portal Airlines red eye, all 12 members of the University of Alabama Board of Regents have just landed in Boulder, Colorado. They’re on their way for a breakfast meeting with Coach Prime to offer him the head coaching job and presidency of their university for $10 billion guaranteed. Roll Tide. […]
Taylor Swift asked Coach Prime if she could perform during Saturday’s half-time show of the U. of Colorado vs. Colorado State game – a free concert for everybody. Prime turned her down saying there will be more people at Saturday’s home game than have ever attended a Taylor Swift concert. The creators of ChatGPT have […]
College football is officially bat crazy. Already two of the best programs in the country, Clemson and Alabama, have lost. No one expected this so early in the season. Makes you suspicious a bevy of their best players now excel for the University of Colorado Buffaloes. What’s every bit as stunning is college football fans […]
In a blatantly opportunistic move to reverse its reeling economic conditions and plummeting ratings, ESPN unveiled this morning a series of sweeping strategic changes — all aimed at capitalizing on the fame, fortune, and frivolity of Coach Prime and his 2 and 0 and irresistible Colorado football team. For the rest of this season and […]
A man glued his feet to the ground at the U.S. Open last night, disrupting and delaying the tennis matches. Another guy brought his hamster cage to his chair and the people next to him complained it was disturbing, noisy, and messy. Another guy sat in his chair Indian style and recited Buddhist teachings. Another […]
In the wild wonderland that is current college football today, three new, compelling, and rapidly ascending stars have won over our hearts, minds, and passions: ESPN analyst Pat McAfee, Colorado Coach Prime, and sports blogger Sammy Sportface. All three of these multi-talented men now stand the tallest and at the epicenter of the ever-evolving college […]
Since the onset of continental drift, the greatest song ever made is “Baby Blue” by BadFinger. Since the invention of the TV set, the best series is “Breaking Bad.” Since the beginning of the Internet by Al Gore, the best online blog is the Sammy Sportface Baby Boomer Brotherhood. To B or not to B. […]
As a kid growing up with three older brothers, we kept ourselves amused by playing a game called knee-tackle football. The “field” would be in our upstairs hallway, a 14-foot-long terrain no wider than a yardstick. We’d use a regulation Rawlings football. The game was straightforward: score touchdowns and win bragging rights over your brother; […]
You may find yourself being the most fascinating, articulate, and overachieving coach in all of college football. And you may find yourself about to start your 10th season bound to prove doubters wrong about you and your program once again. And you may find your critics stunned and surprised. And you may find yourself going […]
