Businespeople at panel discussion in board room
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Some organizations need to be restructured to operate more efficiently and have a bigger impact on society. There needs to be more input into the strategic direction, priorities, investment decisions, branding, and public perception.
One of those needy organizations is, you’ll be surprised to learn, Sammy Sportface Rocketship Enterprises LLC. Adrift in a sea of sports bloggers fighting for clicks, SSRELLC has taken the bold but necessary step of forming a Board of Directors Dream Team unlike any other in the blogosphere or any other segment of American business.
“I wanted to fly solo as Sammy Sportface but it’s become clear other voices need to be heard besides my own,” said Sportface. “As much as I would prefer not to have to listen to other peoples’ opinions on where to take this runaway train, I realize listening to my own voice all the time isn’t working. While I enjoy talking to myself, it’s getting tedious to listen to.”
Sportface’s Board of Directors, bound legally to him for the rest of their waking moments, will be structured so he retains total control and veto power over all content, investment, and strategic decisions.
“I’ll still be the head honcho but will entertain input from others who now read Sportface religiously and have demonstrated an appreciation and disdain for what the enterprise is trying to accomplish,” he said. “But if any of these Board members offer too many opinions or gets too bellicose and meddlesome, I reserve the right to immediately boot them off the Board and kick them out of the Baby Boomer Brotherhood – effectively the Death Penalty.”
The new members of the Board, who will be required by pen to ink non-compete agreements and work exclusively on Sportface’s Board, will include the lads listed below. Next to their names, you can read short descriptions of the expertise they’ll be relied upon to catapult this unique enterprise into the Heavens.
Rudy, lead content contributor
Rip, psychoanalysis
Pistol, 24/7 idea generator
TJ, Encyclopedia researcher, Debbie Gibson commentary, UNC bashing
Naves, UVA expert
Jimmy Reyes, celebrity gossip, and St. Jane De Chantel grade school stories
Spars, podcasting ventures, strategic branding, reputational risk
Jim Parshall, all things St. John’s College High School
Peaches, Caitlin Clark
DJ, content overlaps with Demon Deacon Sports Nation and what Sportface content to reject
Marlan Schwartz, medical issues
Fleming, South Florida community activism
Lal Henny, West Coast new ventures
Rex, rugby reunions
Hogan, Saratoga Springs Horse Racing in August
Dankos, Brian Magid meet-ups
Brods, guitar techniques
“I think this group pretty much can handle what we’ll need going forward to make Sammy Sportface a bigger household name than Caitlin Clark within 90 days,” said Sportface. “How will we know when our goals have been accomplished? When Nike offers Sportface $20 million to make and market worldwide Sammy Sportface Sneakers – red, white, and blue symbolizing American idealism.”
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Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here:
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