Posts By Sammy Sportface
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194BonusNBA: Doncic’s Mom Wants Brady and Gronk to Join Her in Disney World
When we last checked in with the NBA, the focus was not on 22 teams convening in a Bubbleicious environment to compete...
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309BonusWashington Redskins: Nihilistic Name-Changing Ideas for Defunct Team
The political establishment finally has Washington Redskins owner Dan Synder pinned to the ground with his arms tied behind his back, squirming...
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293BonusWhy Americans Are Ambivalent About Re-Starting NBA and NFL Seasons
One hundred and forty-one days of no NBA basketball will end when the league starts its games on June 30th. Does anyone...
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992BonusLuca Doncic Threatens to Sue Silver For Tweet About His Mom
Adam Silver has himself in some droopy gumbo soup. He can’t decide whether to resign as NBA Commissioner for his untoward Tweet...
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480BonusSilver’s Tweet About Doncic’s Mom Threatens NBA Playoffs in Orlando
You no doubt still have in your head the image of Luca Doncic’s mom swimming around in the water of all the...
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203BonusSportface: Only One Answer to Failing Mission, Walk It Off
Sammy Sportface had a vision to ignite the Baby Boomer Brotherhood, and yet we’ve lost our ways. We are adrift. You’ve sensed...
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1.1KBonusLuca Doncic’s Model Mom Solves NBA’s Mickey Mouse Playoff Feud
No NBA player is more miffed about the NBA season being halted than Luca Doncic. When the season stopped in March, the...
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3.0KNBANBA Mickey Mouse Soap Opera: Kyrie Irving Wants Trade to Lakers
When we last hopped off the NBA Mickey Mouse merry-go-round, the players were galvanizing for a tense Zoom conference call to discuss...
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2.4KBonusGolfer Bryson DeChambeau Beefs to NFL Linebacker Size In Pandemic
Every once in a while a character emerges from a sport who is just different. He marches to a different tune. In...
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313BonusAmerica Should Scratch NBA, MLB, and NFL Games to Promote Reading
I just heard the NBA player players are having a conference call tonight. They will be airing out coronavirus health concerns with...