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Fed up with all the Caitlin Clark hype, mad about all things March Madness that didn’t go his way which was everything, and needing to get out and go and whiff the Northeast fumes, Sammy Sportface jumped in his Highlander this morning headed towards Gotham City, home of Batman and Commissioner Gordon.
He’s got plans to do some sightseeing. He’s walking to the top of the Empire State Building, strutting on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange yelling numbers and “buy” and “sell,” taking an afternoon cruise on the Staten Island Ferry while tossing breadcrumbs to the pigeons, and finishing up his day with a visit and photo shoot at the Eiffel Tower.
“I had to get out on the road after March Madness mania just about bent me into a wrench,” said Sammy Sportface from his car whizzing up I-95. “It’s been isolating being inside all winter and felt the physical need to spread my Sportfaces. Sometimes after an emotionally turbulent period, I need to go somewhere relaxing and calm and Gotham City struck me as the perfect place to get away from it all, and get better connected with who I am in a calm atmosphere.”
Sportface will be making a pit stop on his Northeast journey tonight at the Tastee Diner in Bethesda, Maryland where, in high school, he and his homeboys and dates would go after proms at 3 in the morning for slabs of flapjacks in sweaty tuxedoes. But unlike then this meeting has a clearly defined business agenda: how to grow Sammy Sportface Skyrocket Enterprises LLC to more stratospheric heights, clicks, views, members, influence, and power. Sportface was inspired to name his company after Spaceley’s Sprockets where George Jetson worked in The Jetson’s show that was hot in the 1970s.
“We’ve got some soul-searching to do tonight about Sammy Sportface Skyrocket Enterprises at the Tastee Diner, the place where our high school fantasies played out. I only invited my most trusted homeboys to this event because this will be no no-nonsense strategic discussion. I’m bringing my 6 by 6 whiteboard for ideation. Any of my homeboys who haven’t been supportive of Sammy Sportface – and there are more than a few – did not make the invite list.”
The meeting starts at 6:30 pm. Breakfast will be thrust upon all: waffles, cream-chipped beef, sausage links, and chocolate milkshakes.
“They’ve got thick milkshakes,” said Sportface. “I order two.”
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