Because the game’s labor on for 12 hours, are boring, and the season has 162 games – 162 more than necessary – Major League Baseball knows it needs to change rules to attract more fans. Dullness and monotony are the sport’s two main attributes. The league has concocted a new rule that in extra innings […]
Luka Doncic likes to play chess. On plane rides. With his coach, Jason Kidd. “Bad move bringing on Kyrie Self-Serving,” said Doncic last night while moving his Queen into check position. “I’m gonna demand to be traded after this season – if not sooner. When I do, that’ll be checkmate on you and the Mavs […]
Egomania is everywhere in professional sports. LeBron James became the leading scorer in NBA history recently then said: “I’ve led the league in assists. I’ve been able to do whatever it is this game has wanted me to do and also transform my game as well. I can’t take nobody over me.” Then Travis Kelce, […]
When I grew up in Bethesda, Maryland, Maplewood youth tackle football teams had a strong reputation. Plenty of stars came out of that program including Kevin Jez, who excelled at St. John’s High School and played on scholarship for Boston College; and Brian Howard, one of a tiny number of guys ever to be named […]
Your prostate will keep getting bigger. But why not speed up the process? No sense in prolonging the inevitable. Your prostate has a story arc; take control of it. How? Five ways and only five. Don’t deviate from these. One: Make sure no one else is in your house. Invite your friend over. Tell him […]
Two years ago in the NBA playoffs, three inches from each other’s lips, Nikola “The Joker” Jokic and Devin Booker almost appeared to French-kiss each other. But the lip action wasn’t amorous. Denver Nuggets superstar Jokic had just smacked the ball with force from a Booker teammate. Booker, himself a Phoenix Suns shooting sensation, came […]
In what Advertising Age Magazine has dubbed “the most stunning Super Bowl ad of 2023,” national sports blogging phenomenon Sammy Sportface will announce he’s shutting down all his operations and properties effective immediately. Slouching all glum in his dimly lit office, Sportface will stare into the camera with tears in his eyes and say: […]
To: Mark Cuban BCC: Luka’s Mom Subject Line: Trade Me For Durant Now Mark – This email is my official demand to be traded to the Brooklyn Nets for Kevin Durant. You can then reunite Durant with his beloved teammate, Kyrie Self-Serving, for your sorry-ass Dallas Mavericks franchise. I’ll go to New York and become […]
Taking a break from his Super Bowl preparations, Andy Reid surfs on YouTube TV for content the algorithms know he likes. He finds the exact video he wants, an online MasterClass titled “Everything You Need to Know – and Don’t Want to Know – About Cheeseburgers.” The host of the MasterClass, a charlatan named Sammy […]
