Everything You Need to Know About Your Walking Cane
You need to go shopping soon for your walking cane. One option is Googling around and price comparing. Or save…
Rudy’s Roller-Skating Ruse
Puberty exploded from Rudy like volcanic lava. This unbearable boyish behavior gushed over during our boy-girl roller skating outings in…
Exclusive: Your Five New Tips For Fending Off Father Time
You’re older than America. Life is slipping away. How can you slow down this full-throttle trip towards senility then six…
Hang Loose: New Way to Work Out
Working out can be dull. It takes mental and physical discipline and is often repetitive and lonely. So work out…
Countdown: Sportface Names Five Best New Songs of 2022
Every year Sammy Sportface listens to, studies, analyzes and ranks thousands of newly released songs with the goal of identifying,…
Sportface Vows Radical Content Pivot in 2023: Soccer a Focus
With his audience, likes, followers, and re-tweets nose-diving in 2022, Sammy Sportface is desperate to resuscitate his brand image so…
Sammy Sportface Uncorks 2023 Predictions
Elon Musk will announce he’s running for president of the United States in 2023. Quantum computing will be named the…
You Won a “Sporty” Award From Sportface In 2022 – Or You Didn’t
As we slam the door shut on 2022, Sammy Sportface has taken a step back to reflect on who within…
Sportface and His 3 Most Disgusting Blogs of 2022
We’ve all known for years that Sammy Sportface is tone-deaf, socially and emotionally unintelligent, doesn’t have a filter, and has…
Quiet Quitting Rampant Among Baby Boomer Brotherhood in 2022
Quiet quitting became the big buzzword and fashionable thing to do in 2022. Consistent with this worldwide trend, quiet quitting…