It was not even fair, really. Wake Forest pushed and kicked around Clemson all last night en route to a 47-0 victory that wasn’t even
Tag: halfway hilarity
Uninvited to Booze Crooze 3, Sportface To Boycott Golf Goon Gathering
After making Bethany Beach Booze Croozes One and Tooz well-known throughout Delmarva, the thanks Sammy Sportface got was not being invited to Booze Crooze Three.
Sammy Sportface: The Day His Hoops Career Died
Sammy Sportface was 29 playing lamely in a sorry men’s league on Mike Wallerstedt’s team. It was a meaningless game at Western Junior High School
Boz Scaggs: The Greatest Musician of All Time
You can have Bruce, Mick Jagger, and the Beatles. I’ll take Boz Scaggs. He’s the greatest musician of all time. I came to the realization
Ricca Rips Sportface For Excessive Post-Championship Questions
The game had been over for an hour and 17 minutes. St. John’s had beaten DeMatha in 1991 to win the Metro Conference Championship in
NGSC Sports Cuts Sportface From 53-Man Sports Blogging Roster
After a tumultuous five-year relationship, NGSC Sports finally cut ties with its misunderstood sports blogger, Sammy Sportface. The sports blogging site read by virtually no
Nurse Sparks Avalanche of New Medical Names for NBA Coaches, Players
Nick Nurse coaches the NBA’s Toronto Raptors. His last name has inspired the vast majority of NBA coaches and players to change their names to
DeBozworth Crashes Koepka’s Jamaican Sea Golf Yacht Party
All pro golfers, including those who were competing at this weekend’s TPC Boston tournament, have fled the country. They’ve flown to the Jamaican Sea to
DeBozworth to Koepka: You’re Afraid of Losing So You Quit
Bryson DeBozworth is suspicious. He thinks Brooks Koepka quit playing golf the rest of this year for reasons other than his knee hurts. “He feels
Sportface Blasts Encrypted Blog
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