We Never Stop
We Never Stop
The Highlander cruises west as Belichick, the driver, Kraft, riding shotgun, and Goodell quietly imagine to themselves what the upcoming issue of XFL Magazine will look like with Julian Edelman posing in the nude. Nearing the Ohio border, Goodell says: “Hey guys, since we’re bonding on this long road trip, I figure we can loosen […]
After their unproductive and acrimonious meeting with Vince McMahon, who refused to give Tom Brady back to Robert Kraft, Patriots owner Robert Kraft and former head coach Bill Belichick hop back in their charcoal black Highlander. And Roger Goodell has gotten involved. The car’s floor is littered with McDonald’s cheeseburger wrappers and empty Shamrock Shake […]
It’s all falling apart – and so quickly. What one month ago started with such promise, a grand idea to unite 32 million men in the Baby Boomer Brotherhood, has deteriorated into a full-on massive revolt against Sammy Sportface and his editorial mission and vision. Various sectarian groups within the Brotherhood have voiced their displeasure […]
Belichick and Kraft put their clothes back on. They leave Rosie’s Rubdowns and get back in the Highlander. “Man, that was really something,” said Belichick. “See I told you you would like it, Bill.” “Rosie can really rub.” The two men get back in the Highlander. They’re on their way to Seattle to convince Tom […]
Robert Kraft places a phone call to Bill Belichick. “Hey Bill, did you hear Tom Brady went to Seattle to play for the XFL’s Seattle Dragons?” “Not surprised. I told him we were moving on to Cincinnati yesterday.” “You mean you cut him?” “Of course I did. I always cut veteran players.” “But he’s Tom […]
Tom Brady dials the same number he’s been calling for years. “Hi Coach, it’s Tom Brady.” “Hey, Tom.” “Say I was wondering about my free agency situation. Do you want me to be the quarterback of the Patriots next season?” “Well I dunno, Tom. We might be moving on to Cincinnati.” “But coach, I’ve led […]
Several weeks ahead of ESPN and CBS, The Sammy Sportface Syndicated Network has released the 64 people, teams and things that have been selected to compete for a national championship in the March Madness basketball tournament. This year the field of 64 will be a little different than in past years. Some entrants will be […]
