The Highlander cruises west as Belichick, the driver, Kraft, riding shotgun, and Goodell quietly imagine to…
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Goodell Joins Car Ride With Belichick, to retrieve Brady from Dragons
After their unproductive and acrimonious meeting with Vince McMahon, who refused to give Tom Brady back…
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Brotherhood Splintering, Dissenting Views Flying About Content Decisions
It’s all falling apart – and so quickly. What one month ago started with such promise,…
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Kraft Barges Into McMahon’s XFL Office, Accuses Him of Swiping Brady
Belichick and Kraft put their clothes back on. They leave Rosie’s Rubdowns and get back in…
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Kraft, Belichick Start Drive to Retrieve Brady, Stop at Rosie’s Rubdowns
Robert Kraft places a phone call to Bill Belichick. “Hey Bill, did you hear Tom Brady…
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Brady Beckons Antonio Brown to Join Him On the Dragons
Tom Brady made a phone call this afternoon. “Hey AB, it’s Tom Brady.” “Tom who? “Tom…
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Sammy Sportface: Belichick and Brady Bicker on Phone Call Today
Tom Brady dials the same number he’s been calling for years. “Hi Coach, it’s Tom Brady.”…
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Sammy Sportface: Popping Your March Madness Bubble Bath
Sammy Sportface Go to your bathroom. Strip down. And take a long and contemplative bubble bath.…
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Sammy Sportface Releases March Madness Field of 64
Several weeks ahead of ESPN and CBS, The Sammy Sportface Syndicated Network has released the 64…
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Sammy Sportface: How Sharp are Your Toenails?
Sammy Sportface You sit on the side of your bed. You pull one leg up to…
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