Julian Edelman Poses Nude, Exposes Ugly Toes On the cover of the latest issue of ESPN, The Magazine is a photo of New England Patriots wide receiver Julian Edelman in the nude. In a Heisman Trophy-like pose, he looks as if he is fending off a defensive back and scampering down the sideline for a […]
If Your Life Sucks, Blame the World If your life sucks, blame somebody – anybody — besides yourself. If you’re not happy, that’s not on you. It’s everybody else who sucks. They caused it. If you’re lonely, it’s because nobody understands you. You are beautiful and worthy of being loved. People just don’t know how […]
Belichick Breaks Beautiful With Girlfriend On Magazine Cover Over the past few months, you figure Bill Belichick has been at the New England Patriots training facility in his sweat pants and gray hoodie watching game films and talking surreptitiously with Tom Brady about how they’re going to out-scheme everybody and win a sixth Super Bowl […]
Three Worst Words in Baseball: Designated for Assignment There are phrases we never want to hear. One is when your boss says “would you step into my office.” Another is “I’m afraid I have some bad news.” If you’re a professional baseball player, the phrase is “you’ve been designated for assignment (DFA).” DFA in baseball […]
LaVar Ball Foreshadows How Great His Son Will Be LaVar Ball, whose son Lonzo was drafted second by the Los Angeles Lakers this week, predicted afterward that his talented offspring will lead his new team into the playoffs this season. This would be the first time the Lakers have qualified in five seasons. Daddy LaVar […]
Knicks Draft Ntilikina to Join Porzingis, Working Trades To Acquire Pasecniks and Antetokounmpo With the eighth pick in the NBA Draft, the New York Knicks drafted Frank Ntilikina, an 18-year-old guard from France. Frank will join the team’s other overseas player from Latvia, Kristaps Porzingis. To further internationalize the roster, Jackson is working on a […]
Updates On 19 Different Sports Following are updates on 19 sports: Major League Baseball, NFL, NBA, NHL, College Football, Men’s College Basketball, WNBA, Golf, Tennis, Boxing, Horse Racing, Cycling, Track and Field, Cricket, Rugby, Olympics, Figure Skating, Auto Racing, and CrossFit. Major League Baseball The league is grasping for another scandal such as steroids […]
New Relay Event Proposals For 2020 Summer Olympics As you no doubt have heard and internalized, the International Olympic Committee signed off this week on a proposal to add a new relay swimming event to the 2020 Olympic Games in Tokyo. There will be the first-ever-in-the-Olympics mixed gender relay. Details so far are sketchy. Last […]
