Derby

Sportface Watches Horses Mate Before Kentucky Derby

It’s Saturday, May 6 just a few hours before the 150th running of the Kentucky Derby. Mr.…

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NBA

Why NBA Hoops is The Greatest Sport

For most of my life, I’ve liked watching a number of different sports and generally haven’t…

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Bill

Title Trip: Bill Walton’s Joyride With 1986 Boston Celtics

Bill Walton, the red-headed Dead Head, didn’t want the championship party to end one June night…

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Bird

New Book Destroys My Hero Worship of Larry Bird

Unexpectedly and suddenly, I feel disappointed and gullible. The one guy I’ve idolized, Larry Bird, turns…

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Church

Why No One Goes to Church Anymore

Why does no one go to church anymore? I stopped going to church about seven years…

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Wake

Wake Quarterback Jock Sniffs Sportface

My fame is getting annoying. I just wanted to be left alone on the Wake Forest…

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Rudy

NBA Rack Fest Sparks Memories of Rudy Racking Me

During fifth-grade recess, the boys would run around the playground playing mall ball. One day my…

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sucka

Fat Sucka Falls for Grass-Cutting Con

Today while drawing Venn diagrams as part of my typical brainstorming before writing a Sammy Sportface…

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Cracker

From Cracker Jacks to Cracker Jill: New Type of Sexual Revolution

Today I got the munchies. Grabbed a bag of Cracker Jacks, or so I thought. Turns…

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Book

Book Encourages Sleeping, Drooling

Reading a book and the big takeaway is this: Take more naps. Sleep more. Lie around.…

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