It’s Saturday, May 6 just a few hours before the 150th running of the Kentucky Derby. Mr.…
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Why NBA Hoops is The Greatest Sport
For most of my life, I’ve liked watching a number of different sports and generally haven’t…
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Unexpectedly and suddenly, I feel disappointed and gullible. The one guy I’ve idolized, Larry Bird, turns…
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My fame is getting annoying. I just wanted to be left alone on the Wake Forest…
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During fifth-grade recess, the boys would run around the playground playing mall ball. One day my…
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Today while drawing Venn diagrams as part of my typical brainstorming before writing a Sammy Sportface…
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Today I got the munchies. Grabbed a bag of Cracker Jacks, or so I thought. Turns…
Continue ReadingBook Encourages Sleeping, Drooling
Reading a book and the big takeaway is this: Take more naps. Sleep more. Lie around.…
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