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Earlier this summer when the WNBA made the worst decisions in sports history, leaving Caitlin Clark off the Olympic team, she texted her coach: “They woke a monster.”
Clark went on to tear up the entire league in the second half of the season and I think it had a lot to do with the furious practicing she did during the Olympic break to prove the monster was much better than they thought she was.
With maniacal focus and dedication beyond the comprehension of anyone who is not a monster, she got better and wrecked everyone in her path to prove how stupid and petty that decision was.
Not surprisingly, this league full of jealous women woke the monster twice in one summer announcing today that she wasn’t the league’s MVP. She finished fourth in the voting. Not the most valuable player? The one who has generative billions of dollars in value for the fledgling league? Not the most valuable?
The monster said this upon hearing she’s not the most valuable: “I’ve had to learn without really much time to practice or have an offseason to implement things I want to implement.”
Oh boy.
The monster plans to spend all her time in the offseason implementing monster things and will have time to fine-tune her monster-ness.
Oh boy.
You think the monster will feel slighted that she alone resurrected the league from the dead and they keep finding opportunities to not give her the credit she deserves?
It almost makes you think they’re being guileful by disrespecting her, knowing each time they do it the monster will ferociously monster up her game so more people watch the monster and the league will make more monster money.
I’m telling you, the monster is a monster and monsters are monsters and when monsters get slighted they become monsters and when you anger them again they become bigger monsters.
Just picture Caitlin Clark Kent in the off-season going to the gym to practice becoming a bigger monster ruminating the whole time about not being named to the Olympic team and being told she’s not the most valuable.
The monster may tear down the gym with her bare hands. She may imagine she’s a human wrecking ball and demolishing the gym and everyone in her way.
Next season the monster will have re-awoken and there’s no telling how angry she’s going to be, but it’s going to be the best monster movie any of us have ever seen.
Really? She’s not the most valuable?
That’s a monstrous joke.
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