One summer a while back when my daughter was in college, she coached our local swimming…
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Confessions for Being Rude to Delmarva’s Best Dude
Within the past few years, my father died and the friends who attended the funeral were…
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Beach Bum Sportface Changes Name to Sammy Sandface
Throughout the dog days of July, blathering blogger turned beach bum, Sammy Sportface, has been bombarding…
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Delaware: A Rare Caribbean Paradise
Maybe you’ve been to the Virgin Islands or Jamaica or some other idyllic island getaway that…
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It’s Too Late to Win Back Washington Football Fans
Washington is two different places. There are the Maryland suburbs just outside the city where I…
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Why Are We Here and What Should We Do Now?
Are we going to die alone or with friends and family at our bedsides? Are we…
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Toxic Waste Worms and Gummy Eyeballs – Consuming Candy Kitchen’s Creepy Candy
Went to Candy Kitchen at the beach today. Hunted around for some cavity and root-canal generators.…
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Beach Power Networking – Cringeworthy or Cutting-Edge?
My friend Randy Joey is the most relentless and most successful power networker in the world.…
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Unbeatable Beach Traditions: Thongs and the Fat Family
You’ve seen the guy. At least 70 years old, with hardly any hair, as gray as…
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At Rusty Rudder, Love Seed Consummates Marriage With Fans
Strolled over to the Rusty Rudder one night this week to check out a live band…
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