Flying high on the Transport Portal Airlines red eye, all 12 members of the University of…
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Coach Prime Turns Away Taylor Swift, Leverages AI Recruiting Tool
Taylor Swift asked Coach Prime if she could perform during Saturday’s half-time show of the U.…
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College Football’s Endless Cavalcade of Cliches Calms Craziness
College football is officially bat crazy. Already two of the best programs in the country, Clemson…
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ESPN Shifts All College Game Days to Coach Prime, Unveils ESPN Prime Channel
In a blatantly opportunistic move to reverse its reeling economic conditions and plummeting ratings, ESPN unveiled…
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Odd Behaviors Break Out at U.S. Open
A man glued his feet to the ground at the U.S. Open last night, disrupting and…
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3 Knee-Tackle Football Plays Everyone Should Know
As a kid growing up with three older brothers, we kept ourselves amused by playing a…
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Two Artistic Soulmates Named David: Byrne and Clawson
You may find yourself being the most fascinating, articulate, and overachieving coach in all of college…
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Wake Forest to Build Statue of Sportface in Front of Football Stadium
One day while on the beach 42 years ago, Sammy Sportface grappled with what to do…
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Wake Forest Brings in Three 7-Footers to Strengthen Defensive Secondary
Determined to strengthen the play of its defensive secondary after giving up 67 touchdown passes last…
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Wanna Know Machine Learning’s Secret Sauce? It’s Pattern Recognition
When an offensive lineman sets his foot at a certain angle on the turf before a…
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