Zach

Zach Fights Back, Now Leave Him Alone

Beautiful Brigham Young University is 2,186 miles from often-naughty-and-not-nice New York City. Out there far away…

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Taylor

Taylor Sportface Dumps Travis Kelce

The biggest music star in the world, Taylor Swift, announced she’s dumping Kansas City Chiefs football…

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Sportface

Sportface Invades D.C., Friends Flee

Feeling more popular, strut-worthy, and in demand than ever, Sammy Sportface was surprised to find out that…

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Wake

Destiny: Wake Forest and Colorado To Meet in National Title Game

The two most over-hyped college football teams in America, Wake Forest and the University of Colorado,…

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Boulder

Bama Board of Regents Lands in Boulder – Roll Tide

Flying high on the Transport Portal Airlines red eye, all 12 members of the University of…

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Coach Prime

Coach Prime Turns Away Taylor Swift, Leverages AI Recruiting Tool

Taylor Swift asked Coach Prime if she could perform during Saturday’s half-time show of the U.…

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football

College Football’s Endless Cavalcade of Cliches Calms Craziness

College football is officially bat crazy. Already two of the best programs in the country, Clemson…

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ESPN

ESPN Shifts All College Game Days to Coach Prime, Unveils ESPN Prime Channel

In a blatantly opportunistic move to reverse its reeling economic conditions and plummeting ratings, ESPN unveiled…

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US Open

Odd Behaviors Break Out at U.S. Open

A man glued his feet to the ground at the U.S. Open last night, disrupting and…

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knee tackle

3 Knee-Tackle Football Plays Everyone Should Know

As a kid growing up with three older brothers, we kept ourselves amused by playing a…

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