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Riotous Rugby Reunion Report
Back in college at Wake Forest, several rugby players begged Sammy Sportface to play this rough…
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Zach Fights Back, Now Leave Him Alone
Beautiful Brigham Young University is 2,186 miles from often-naughty-and-not-nice New York City. Out there far away…
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Taylor Sportface Dumps Travis Kelce
The biggest music star in the world, Taylor Swift, announced she’s dumping Kansas City Chiefs football…
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Sportface Invades D.C., Friends Flee
Feeling more popular, strut-worthy, and in demand than ever, Sammy Sportface was surprised to find out that…
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Destiny: Wake Forest and Colorado To Meet in National Title Game
The two most over-hyped college football teams in America, Wake Forest and the University of Colorado,…
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Bama Board of Regents Lands in Boulder – Roll Tide
Flying high on the Transport Portal Airlines red eye, all 12 members of the University of…
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Coach Prime Turns Away Taylor Swift, Leverages AI Recruiting Tool
Taylor Swift asked Coach Prime if she could perform during Saturday’s half-time show of the U.…
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College Football’s Endless Cavalcade of Cliches Calms Craziness
College football is officially bat crazy. Already two of the best programs in the country, Clemson…
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ESPN Shifts All College Game Days to Coach Prime, Unveils ESPN Prime Channel
In a blatantly opportunistic move to reverse its reeling economic conditions and plummeting ratings, ESPN unveiled…
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