One: Don’t read a blog about mistakes not to make in 2023. We all make mistakes.
Two: Don’t join the Sammy Sportface Baby Boomer Brotherhood Facebook Group. It’s a scam.
Three: Don’t tell your doctor you’re snoring louder than a rhino. He’ll tell you you have sleep apnea and you’ll have to get a machine to sleep with every night the rest of your life.
Four: Don’t forget to listen to the song “Nobody Likes You When You’re 23” by Blink 2023.
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Five: Don’t assume any blog about 2023 is like this one.
Six: Don’t count backward from 2023 to fall asleep. Start at 100 then 99…
Seven: Don’t participate in any online back and forth about famous Baby Boomers who wore the number 23. Sports banter doesn’t solve problems.
Eight: Don’t figure out how to divide 2023 by 23. The answer doesn’t mean anything.
Nine: Don’t view 2023 as a new opportunity; see it as something more along the lines of just the passage of time.
Ten: Pay no attention to anyone telling you to avoid mistakes in 2023.
Eleven: Avoid the New York Giants.
Twelve: Don’t cave into society’s peer pressure; if you want to eat a box of Lucky Charms, do it, and don’t feel guilty about it.
Thirteen: Don’t long for more time watching TV. You already watch too much.
Fourteen: Don’t opt out of anything.
Fifteen: Side-step a few responsibilities you don’t feel fit your belief system but only if you feel strongly about this.
Sixteen: Don’t make the mistake of thinking every list is a worthwhile list.
Seventeen: Don’t expect Tom Navin to reach out to you; he’s too busy being powerful.
Eighteen: Don’t try to get together with Rudy; he’ll blow you off like he always does.
Nineteen: Circumvent traffic jams unless you have some good tunes playing in the car like “Little Red Corvette.”
Twenty: Don’t long to be 23 again. Nobody liked you then.
Twenty-One: Don’t look forward to 2023. Look forward to being inspired, educated, and amused by Sammy Sportface.
Twenty-Two: Don’t hold on to your dreams in 2023. Stop dreaming, wake up, and get a Dunkin Donuts Peppermint Mocha.
Twenty-Three: Don’t fall for anyone who says Larry Bird isn’t the greatest hooper since dirt. He was and still is.
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