Thirty-five Wake Forest fellas, a gang of eight of Sammy Sportface psychiatrists who will preside as expert witnesses, and Dr. Keith Ripley gather in Brad’s basement an hour before the start of the Rally on the Chesapeake. With some trepidation but a firm belief it’s the right thing to do, they organized an intervention of […]
You remember that enigmatic and rebellious rock singer of yesteryear, Billy Idol, who riled us all up with his hit song “Eyes Without a Face.” Don’t you often wonder what Billy was getting at with his “eyes without a face” concept? Surely it’s occurred to you he ripped off the idea from the 80s rock […]
As a participant in next month’s Rally on the Chesapeake, you’ll be able to attend a wide assortment of educational exhibits. In the basement of Brad’s house, Sammy Sportface will hold a session on the transgender movement. Sign-up early — the room is nearly sold out already. Sportface will open with a few high-level remarks […]
I struggle to justify posting a blog here about writing. Most of you, I imagine, don’t write for a living per se. Composing sentences may not be your favorite thing or obsession but it is most definitely mine. But there’s another part of me that thinks, hey, why not put down some thoughts about what […]
To my dearest Chicago Sky fans: this isn’t going to be the season that you tell your grandchildren about in the future when you’re relaxing in your hover-rocking chair. After starting the season 2-0, the Sky has plummeted in the standings after a rough 3-9 stretch. Its current ninth-place standing looks even worse when taking […]
NGSC Sports Unleashes New Year’s Resolutions We will not cover the Crossfit Games. We will not post any content during tax season. We will not allow Sammy Sportface to write anything he wants without it being fact-checked. We will not cover water sports. We will order Wendy’s Baconators every day for lunch. We will do […]
