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Since the onset of continental drift, the greatest song ever made is “Baby Blue” by BadFinger.
Since the invention of the TV set, the best series is “Breaking Bad.”
Since the beginning of the Internet by Al Gore, the best online blog is the Sammy Sportface Baby Boomer Brotherhood.
To B or not to B. That B the bemusement.
So many Bs. Need a B hive the size of the Boston Harbor to herd all these bedeviling bees.
Strutting around
As I strutted past the tailgaters Thursday night before the Wake Forest football home opener, I heard a rock band in the distance, up by the Demon Deacon statue at the main entrance, pumping through my belly Baby Blue by Bad Finger. If you’re really B-ing honest with yourself, it’s the best song ever blared.
B that as it may, you may not realize how important it was to the storytelling of “Breaking Bad,” the brain-blowing story of a high chemistry teacher turned crystal meth maker, entrepreneur, and mass murderer.
About ten years ago I asked my son about some text I read about the greatness of Breaking Bad and asked him what it was. He immediately went to the TV and loaded up episode one, and I proceeded to binge-watch each episode with absolute amazement. It’s the most genius plot, character development, and storyline you will ever see in your life. That B the truth.
Second best tune ever
The very last scene of this all-time masterpiece theatre, Baby Blue by Badfinger, plays and fits everything about the show as perfectly as any song has ever with any creation of any kind with the one exception of the Baby Boomer Brotherhood’s bond with Wake Forest football.
There’s another song in that movie that also beguiles you with an emotional jolt in the same way as Baby Blue. As Walter White, the lunatic meth murderer, continues mass producing meth, the song “Crystal Blue Persuasion” comes on.
Bless your bad self by listening to this bombshell:
Since the onset of continental drift, this is the second-best song ever made.
Which brings us to the letter B. Why is everything that has ever been truly original, authentic, and bodacious have the letter B in it? Is it purely a coincidence that Badfinger, Baby Blue, Breaking Bad, and the Baby Boomer Brotherhood are the greatest works of art of all time and just happen to all B about the letter B?
Or could this just B another publicity stunt to boost the followers, friends, likes, and emoji smiles for the Baby Boomer Brotherhood?
Don’t bristle. Don’t bite. Just acknowledge I B right.
And B-long to your beautiful self right now and listen to Baby Blue one more time before we B done with this bounteous BS.
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Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here:
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