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Rolls Royce, Threats, and a 42-6 Loss
If you listened carefully to Coach Prime’s press conference after getting obliterated yesterday by the Oregon…
Continue ReadingESPN Shifts All College Game Days to Coach Prime, Unveils ESPN Prime Channel
In a blatantly opportunistic move to reverse its reeling economic conditions and plummeting ratings, ESPN unveiled…
Continue ReadingDeion Invites Transgenders To Join Colorado Football Team
Seventy-one players on last year’s University of Colorado football team have left the program. In response,…
Continue ReadingClock Strikes Prime Time in Rocky Mountains
Earlier this week in an athletic department auditorium, Coach Prime Time stood before the current roster…
Continue ReadingIn Transfer Portal, Deion Sanders Entices Malcontent to Play for JSU
A seven-mile-long, single-file line forms outside the entrance to the transfer portal in the lounge…
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