In a blatantly opportunistic move to reverse its reeling economic conditions and plummeting ratings, ESPN unveiled this morning a series of sweeping strategic changes — all aimed at capitalizing on the fame, fortune, and frivolity of Coach Prime and his 2 and 0 and irresistible Colorado football team. For the rest of this season and […]
Seventy-one players on last year’s University of Colorado football team have left the program. In response, first-year coach Deion Sanders is embracing a novel approach. He’s inviting transgenders — men who have become women and vice versa – to join the squad. Today 71 transgenders arrived on the Boulder, Colorado campus to play for the […]
Earlier this week in an athletic department auditorium, Coach Prime Time stood before the current roster of University of Colorado football players. On his first day on the job, he told all 107 of them to enter the college football transfer portal. “All of you need to enter the transfer portal,” said Prime Time. “We […]
A seven-mile-long, single-file line forms outside the entrance to the transfer portal in the lounge area of Transfer Portal Airlines (TPA) at Newark Liberty International Airport. Inside it’s getting packed with thousands of transfer portal guys, some of whom may never leave the joint. You can picture them falling into boredom and meandering around […]
