Colorado

Rocket Ship Rise and Fall of Colorado Football

Remember all the snazzy sunglasses? Remember the gaggle of gold necklaces? Remember the rappers and other…

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Rolls Royce

Rolls Royce, Threats, and a 42-6 Loss

If you listened carefully to Coach Prime’s press conference after getting obliterated yesterday by the Oregon…

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ESPN

ESPN Shifts All College Game Days to Coach Prime, Unveils ESPN Prime Channel

In a blatantly opportunistic move to reverse its reeling economic conditions and plummeting ratings, ESPN unveiled…

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Transgenders

Deion Invites Transgenders To Join Colorado Football Team

Seventy-one players on last year’s University of Colorado football team have left the program. In response,…

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Prime Time

Clock Strikes Prime Time in Rocky Mountains

Earlier this week in an athletic department auditorium, Coach Prime Time stood before the current roster…

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Transfer Portal

In Transfer Portal, Deion Sanders Entices Malcontent to Play for JSU

  A seven-mile-long, single-file line forms outside the entrance to the transfer portal in the lounge…

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