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Earlier this week in an athletic department auditorium, Coach Prime Time stood before the current roster of University of Colorado football players. On his first day on the job, he told all 107 of them to enter the college football transfer portal.
“All of you need to enter the transfer portal,” said Prime Time. “We need to make room for guys I want playing on my team this coming season.”
As quickly as you can say Neon Deion, the lives of 107 college football players were hit from the blindside. If they want to continue playing college football, it will have to be for some other college or university. It won’t be for the Colorado Buffaloes.
The other option is to stay at school and find something else to do like study or join the intramural touch football team. No longer on Saturdays in the Fall will they be running out on the stadium field to a crowd of fans. Those days are over.
Update your smartwatches. The clock has struck Prime Time in the Rocky Mountains in the university’s town of Boulder, Colorado. While cutting 107 guys, several hundred star high school and transfer portal players have come knocking expressing interest in playing for this charismatic coach.
There will be hundreds more. Make it the thousands. They’ll be waiting in lines as long as the Grand Canyon of players wanting to be on this guy’s team.
Starting now there will be so much more of everything we’ve never seen before in college football. If you thought the transfer portal was a paradigm shift in the sport, wait till you see how the arrival of Prime as a Division 1 coach will turn this entire college football enterprise upside down. It’s all going to change.
Imagine all the five-star high school players who may have been planning to play for Nick Saban at Alabama next Fall who are now changing their minds because they believe playing in Prime Time will be more fun. Saban wins, but Prime Time is a rock star personality who knows how to coach football and inspire guys to play their best. He brings bling; Saban is a mean cuss. Prime’s NFL connections will help players get to that biggest of football leagues.
Now and for the next several years, the first-choice team for hundreds more five-star recruits and portal guys will be the University of Colorado. Not Bama. Not LSU. Not Ohio State. These blue-blood powerhouses will have to wait to see which superstars want Prime Time, and which ones Prime Time wants before they find out which of those not chosen are available to play for their teams. Sloppy seconds.
Entertainment like never before in college football is roaring at us. Picture next Fall in the first week of the season. The players will rush onto the field first. Then Prime Time will make his grand entrance like a heavyweight in a bathrobe-like cape walking to the ring to claim the championship.
Overhead you’ll see air balloons, fighter pilots, and drones floating towards the field before kickoff – all sporting the Prime Time logo branding prominently with the University of Buffalo as a smaller typeface tagline underneath.
Minutes after the announcement that Boulder has now become Prime Time, the Denver Airport construction crew broke ground to build a special Prime Time terminal, and the airport launched a new airline called Prime Time Airlines. The new wing and airline service will be exclusively for the comings and goings of five-star high school players and transfer portal stars rotating to and fro to see if Prime will choose them to play under his Neon stadium lights.
“I’m feeling uneasy and resentful about all of this,” said Bama coach Nick Saban. “Since the announcement 12 five-stars have de-committed from my program because they said they’d rather play in Prime Time. I don’t see how I’m going to win any more national championships if he’s getting all of the country’s best players I have been stealing from the other coaches for the past 10 years. The players say they like Coach Prime’s personality more than mine. I can’t image what they see in his personality that makes him more appealing and likable than me.”
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