“What the hell is this Zoom thing?” yells Stephen A. infuriated in his home office where he has been forced to work because of the pandemic. “I ought to Zoom everybody right out of my palatial home office and send them into some spectacularized stratosphere of stupidity.” Stephen A. can’t get Zoom to work. He […]
At Bojangles in North Carolina, Cam Newton and Sammy Sportface discuss how much money Newton should demand the Patriots pay him to be the quarterback. Stephen A. barges in. “What the hell is going on? This must be Sportface? What a fabulously fat and oddly odd old man. You are going to be sorry you […]
