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NGSC Sports Unleashes New Year’s Resolutions

• We will not cover the Crossfit Games.
• We will not post any content during tax season.
• We will not allow Sammy Sportface to write anything he wants without it being fact-checked.
• We will not cover water sports.
• We will order Wendy’s Baconators every day for lunch.
• We will do geology feature stories every other week
• We will not profile anyone who is in the news.
• We will be haphazard.
• We will short stocks.
• We will post SAT questions.
• We won’t respond to reader inquiries.
• We will pirate more video content.
• We will not cover the Music City Bowl.
• We will not mention the Toronto Raptors.
• We will disseminate fake news.
• We will not honor news embargoes.
• We will be more zealous in our pursuit of advertising revenues.
• We will eat steak with A1 Sauce every day for lunch.
• We will cower to no one.
• We will pretend we’re bigger than we are.
• We will watch TV.
• We will travel without suitcases.
• We will not have Sammy Sportface on any of our Spreaker shows.
• We will not pay Sammy Sportface.
• We will be up front about our lack of interest in the San Diego Padres.
• We will spend more time revamping our business strategy.
• We will hold a concert and our lead singer will be Ralph Jerry Garcia.
• We will have a moment of silence for Jerry Garcia.
• We will not encourage anyone to read Sammy Sportface.
• We will discuss the hand-slap game called paper scissors rock.
• We will not explain what the NFL defines as a catch and not a catch.
• We will think about doing something else with our lives.
• We will declare for bankruptcy; this will protect us from having to pay all the people to whom we owe money.
• We will shut down NSGSSports.

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Sammy Sportface

Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here:

Sammy Sportface Has a Vision -- Check It Out

Sammy Sportface -- The Baby Boomer Brotherhood Blog -- Facebook Page

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