Full-Throttle Face Kicking to Fuel Summer Olympics Fantasies

There are subtle, often indistinguishable, and remarkably unimportant differences between Taekwondo and Judo, two major Summer…

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German Rides Record 93-Foot Wave In Run Up to Olympics Surfing

If I had ten lives to live — which I don’t think I do but can’t…

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New Summer Olympics Event: Heaving Small Appliances

So we’re all familiar with the shot put, discus throw, and javelin heaves at the Summer…

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Olympian Bacon Ranks Third Best Athlete in Grade School History

There’s this grade school the whole swimming world has been hearing about as we stroke furiously…

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