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New Summer Olympics Event: Heaving Small Appliances
So we’re all familiar with the shot put, discus throw, and javelin heaves at the Summer…
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Olympian Bacon Ranks Third Best Athlete in Grade School History
There’s this grade school the whole swimming world has been hearing about as we stroke furiously…
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