Robert Kraft and Bill Belichick dove out of the balloon. They were in despair because Tom Brady would no longer be their quarterback. They landed somewhere in Montana. Five crusaders remained on the balloon: Antonio Brown, Ricky Williams, Tom Brady, Drew Bledsoe, and Roger Goodell. Propelled by the jet stream from west to east, the […]
The 2020 NFL Draft may the deepest class of wide receivers in history. One receiver that fans, reporters, scouts, and coaches need to talk about is TCU receiver, Jaelen Reagor. He may be extremely short at 5′ 9″ but he possesses Tyreek Hill speed. Reagor is 209 pounds so he actually possesses a muscular frame […]
You’re tired. Your career is winding down. The younger people in the office have more energy, are more digitally savvy, and have been running circles around your Baby Boomer bummed out beefaroni buttocks. And the coronavirus has you flummoxed and bewildered and wondering if the world is ending. Still, it’s time to act. This is […]
When we left off last, the seven musketeers were on a balloon floating around wondering where they were going. They were Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, Robert Kraft, Drew Bledsoe, Ricky Williams, Roger Goodell, and Antonio Brown. In that last sequence, Brady and Belichick revealed the big secret that Brady was never going to leave the […]
There’s always noise surrounding the Dallas Cowboys no matter what time of year it is. Right now, they’re currently making moves in free agency to set the foundation for what is hopefully a return to the playoffs for the organization. Tucked away in the shadows is defensive end Randy Gregory, a name that is always […]
Up up and way the seven men float in the psychedelic air balloon: Tom Brady, Antonio Brown, Ricky Williams, Drew Bledsoe, Roger Goodell, Bill Belichick, and Robert Kraft. “Who’s driving this thing?” asks Kraft. “I am,” said AB. “I had to get a balloon flying license last summer so I could fly that air balloon […]
With the coronavirus pandemic gripping the United States and halting sports everywhere, there are three new sporting events that have been created. Here’s a brief summary of each: New Sport One: Online March Madness Trivia Orchestrated loosely by the Sammy Sportface Syndication Network, this sport will be open to all March Madness basketball players who […]
Bledsoe’s house reeked of the smell of marijuana. Robert Kraft didn’t care that Drew had sneezed on his face. Like a deflated football, hope for him had lost its air. All potted up, Ricky Williams lounged in Bledsoe’s master bedroom. He stared out a large window. “Am I hallucinating?” he thought to himself. “Or is […]
Have you ever seen someone with a large head? Maybe a kid rocking an enormous cranium? Caused Boyhood Trauma I mean a colossal cranium, something scary huge, otherworldly in size, scope, and societal impact. The head is so big you have to move away when you’re with the person to get your bearings. The head […]
It’s been a very business couple of days for the Dallas Cowboys once the tampering window opened Monday and now the start of free agency. They have re-signed Amari Cooper, Sean Lee, and Darian Thompson. Now, they are bringing back another one of their guys. According to ESPN’s Todd Archer, veteran cornerback Anthony Brown has […]