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Cowardly Lions Won’t Go Commando, Bro

Sammy Sportface

January 15, 2025

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Stop working.

Skins be playoff-in’.

Tell the bossman to beat it, man. This is more important than grocery money.

Laser focus now. On the Lions.

Remember what a coward the Lion was in The Wizard of Oz? Mammal sprinted away from the scary and fraudulent Oz done dove out da glass window. Couldn’t handle the heat of hanging around a wise-ass wizard.

We got us a real wizard, lame-ass Lions. Heisman Trophy winner.

Fourth and one, he gonna run. Four and five, gonna dive.

Rush his ass gonna pass.

Gonna kick some lame Lions’ ass.

What you gonna do, Danny Boy Campbell’s Soup? Soup is for cowards.

In D.C. we don’t do Dannys. Danny Snyder, he be gone.

Threw his belongings on the lawn.

Act all tough you do. A testosterone-tough guy be you. But you’re a Lion. You run away scared and dive out glass windows.

You scared. Lions are frauds.

Here come the dudes not wearing underwear: the Commandos. First team to ever fly to an NFL game devoid of underclothes, play the game with no underclothes, fly home victorious with no underclothes, and have it all memorialized by Sammy Sportface who always go commando.

Hundred blogs in one week.

Is everything we seek.

Don’t need briefs. Don’t need relief. We got beliefs.

We got no briefs.

Scoffin’ at you, Jared Goff.

Look nothing like Susanna Hoffs.

Ready to go commando, you cowardly Lions?

Ready for Jayden cuz he be playing. Just sayin’.

Makes defenders miss.

Blows D.C. a victory kiss.

Go Commando, bro.

Don’t be callin’ us salamanders.

We are the Washington Commanders.

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Sammy Sportface: Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here:

Sammy Sportface Has a Vision -- Check It Out

Sammy Sportface -- The Baby Boomer Brotherhood Blog -- Facebook Page