
Morgantown, WV - 18 April 2020: Roofing contractors replacing the old shingles on a townhouse roof
Got piles of trash in my garage to heave around. The grass looks dead and needs something to spruce it up. Bushes are growing sprouts in all haphazard directions. So unkempt – I can’t stand it one more day.
Snow and ice melting. Setting up armchair irrigation systems. House needs a paint job. Stepping up my ladder. Painting the whole house in one day. Laying down a new roof, too. Damn roofers are too careless; need it done right so doing it myself.
Will post the whole endeavor on Tik Tok.
Inside it’s all disheveled. Probing the upstairs attic. Checking for squirrels, rats, and raccoons. Got some traps and Velveeta cheese to lure those critters towards their ultimate destiny they deserve for roaming around in my attic. It’ll teach ‘em.
Got piles of papers – mostly rejected blog ideas – scattered all over the upstairs. Got a forklift to cram a dumpster upstairs to chuck it all way in a few outbursts of rashness.
Will buff the bathrooms, wax the floors, and shine my shoes. Will re-hang my ties and iron my shorts. Will line up my toiletries in military formation.
Once done with all this, I’ll rest my head on a pillow singing along to the incomparable Crash Adams playlist.
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