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If Joker doesn’t win Game 7, the Rocky Mountains in Denver will be leveled and rendered no longer a national treasure, tourism across the entire region will crater, and John Elway will be re-crowned Denver’s favorite son.
If Joker doesn’t win Game 7, Yellowstone National Park will erupt into a volcano that sucks all 7 billion people on Earth in, thereby ending life as we know it, sending us into another realm wallowing in eternal despair. The end will have come.
If Joker doesn’t win Game 7, the entire balance of power geopolitically will be upended from The West to Eastern Europe and further into Asia. Uproars will ensue. Unrest will be the default mode. Bedlam will permeate all life.
If Joker doesn’t win Game 7, all the oceans in the world will dry up making it hard to get clean water to drink, ending any concrete reason to go to Bethany Beach and on a summer boat boondoggle with Whit.
If Joker doesn’t win Game 7, the skies will darken permanently, clouds will move in and cement themselves as the kings of the skies all over the world. The sun’s heat will intensify and feel closer to us.
If Joker doesn’t win Game 7, Rooster will move back to the East Coast and go to the Knights of Columbus to drown his sorrows, write a book about how the Joker losing Game 7 ruined his beliefs in all he was taught at De Chantel.
If Joker doesn’t win Game 7, the lights will go out in Georgia and Serbia, the streets of America will be closed, the hopes and dreams and fantasies of all basketball fans across Eastern Europe and North Carolina will vaporize.
If Joker doesn’t win Game 7, all things we once considered important will suddenly no longer matter.
If Joker doesn’t win Game 7, Joker will be happy because he won’t have to go to a championship parade in Denver and will be free to race back to his homeland to horse around with his horses.
If Joker doesn’t win Game 7, the Baby Boomer Brotherhood will blow up. Sammy Sportface will never post another blog and his entire mission and vision will free fall into the abyss.
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Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here:
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