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Being plugged in like no other person ever has been, Sammy Sportface got way out in front of the two biggest football stories after three weeks of the season. He predicted the University of Colorado and Wake Forest, both 3-0 at the time and the two most blogged-about programs in Division 1, were destined to meet in January’s national championship game.
Don’t believe it? Read this Pulitzer Prime-worthy journalism:
Destiny: Wake Forest and Colorado To Meet in National Title Game
Back then the two universities were marching in unison towards college football’s zenith. Since then, Wake has lost six of seven games and fallen off a cliff. Not to be outdone, Coach Prime Time’s Buffaloes have swan-dived off the Rockies losing six of their last seven games including last night’s 56-14 bombshell blowout loss to Washington State, who coming in had lost six straight.
Both teams are on their way to finishing their seasons America’s worst losing streaks and, more notably, full-on failing football on a scale and in ways that are almost impressively inept.
Wake will keep its streak alive today by getting obliterated in South Bend, Indiana by Notre Dame. Powerhouse Utah will pummel Prime’s show ponies next Saturday.
Now for the good news. There’s more to this story that should elevate the spirits of Wake Forest and Colorado fans. Rumblings are being mumbled that Wake coach Dave Clawson, who has said he doesn’t enjoy the job involving the transfer portal, could be on his way out of Winston-Salem to become the leader of the Sparty Michigan Staters, and may take several of his best players with him (think Demond Claiborne and Malik Mustapha). He’ll get what he wants – more money, more control, and more talented players who don’t have to get GPAs as high as Wake recruits to play for Sparty.
Conveniently and almost symmetrically coincidental, this opens the door for Wake Forest to go get what it needs, a colossally charismatic recruiter who loves the transfer portal more than he loves his son. This person is Coach Prime Time Neon Deion Sanders.
That’s right. A swap may be in the works: Clawson to Michigan State and Prime to Winston-Salem.
Both coaches will get to turn the page on the dismal seasons they’re having. Clawson will be able to make his case that he lost so many games this season because Wake donors didn’t fork over enough money to keep his best players, thus protecting his reputation as a serial program builder. Prime will escape the wrath of Colorado’s boosters disenchanted and feeling they were sold a fraudulent scam with all the losing after all the bling and bluster and rappers on the sidelines.
Prime will get to dig into the transfer portal with the zeal of Sportface at Cook Out, bringing in five-star superstars to Wake Forest and, within three years, delivering the university’s first national title in football. The presser announcing Prime will be in Wait Chapel where he’ll get the overflow crowd to chant “We comin’.”
The resurrection of Prime will lift Wake Forest fans out of their football funks, and bring them more joy because the Demon Deacons will be winning football games again, and that’s all that matters.
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