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During Basket Hill Riots, Sportface Spreads New Sammies to Protestors

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When we last left you, there was chaos on the campus of the University of North Carolina at Basket Hill. Thousands of students packed the football stadium and weaved baskets so the football team couldn’t practice for tomorrow’s massive match-up with undefeated and 9th ranked Wake Forest.

The students were irate about the story Sammy Sportface broke this week in the campus newspaper, The Daily Basket Hill, that the entire football team including star quarterback Sammy Howell were all taking four basket weaving classes. The story also revealed the players have been paying off the NCAA so the team didn’t get the death penalty after running a sham academic major for over 10 years for the athletes to slide by with high grades while learning squadoosh.

Students wanted this mayhem to stop so they mocked the football team by weaving baskets in the stadium preventing them from practicing.

But eventually, the students got hungry and needed something to eat to keep the protests at a fever pitch.

Along came none other than Sammy Sportface to fortify the thousands of students with thousands of sandwiches he had prepared in his new store called Sammy’s Sammies funded by the advertising revenues generated from his sports blogging website’s global popularity.

Truckloads of Sammy Sammies rolled through the stadium tunnel and onto the field. Starved from 36 hours of non-stop basket weaving in protests, students broke open the door and hauled off with armfuls of Sammies.

Packed with salami, sauerkraut, sardines, scallops, sausage, spinach, squid, sugar, and syrup, the Sammies were an instant sensation.

“Spectacular Sammies,” said Sammy Howell, who joined the protests because his team couldn’t practice football and he didn’t have much homework because he’s taking four basket weaving classes this semester. “Gotta give it to you Sportface, you can really pack a Sammy Sammie. But why the syrup? That mixes a sweet taste with lots of salty and fishy tastes. I get you’re a renegade in every way, Sammy Sportface, but this mixture on your sandwiches is just a little bit over the top.”

“Break all the rules,” said Sammy Sportface.

The students stuffed their faces with several Sammy Sammies as the national media outlets covered this story wall to wall. A major college football program gets outed for being fraudulent, students protest, and then get hungry and start eating sammies from Sammy’s Sammies, a new store that opened today.

The surreal situation draws in celebrities from around the world including Sammy Sosa.

While eating his Sammy Sammie, Sosa says: “I can relate to a sports cheating scandal. I took steroids throughout my baseball career and it helped me hit over 600 ding dongs in my career. But hey Sammy why the squid on the Sammie? No one likes squid on their sandwich.”

“Squid is a good that begins with the letter S so it had to go on the Sammie,” said Sammy Sportface.

This protest was transmogrifying into not so much a heated protest about what’s wrong in higher education but rather a spontaneous college party in a stadium. So let there be music.

A stage was set up for a band to start rocking the stadium to its core shaking the foundations of the entire Basket Hill campus.

And there he was, Sammy Hagar.

“I’d like to dedicate this song to Sammy Sportface, who by bringing you thousands of students his new Sammy Sammies has done everything for you.”

Then the band sang this scintillating Sammy Hagar song.

To be continued…

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Sammy Sportface
Sammy Sportface
Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here:

Sammy Sportface Has a Vision -- Check It Out

Sammy Sportface -- The Baby Boomer Brotherhood Blog -- Facebook Page

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