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Sportface Metastasizes Dropping-In Uninvited Trend

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Everything’s the new normal these days. Even things that are abnormal and socially uncool and questionable.

Consider the latest behaviors of Sammy Sportface, the nationally known sports blogger and podcaster.

Like a vagabond, he has been dropping in uninvited on people he’s met in his life regardless of whether they want him to show up, know him well, or like him.

Earlier this week Sportface ambushed the home of Brods, the lead guitar player of The Fez. This, you will no doubt recall, is the band that rocked the world during the half-time show of the Super Bowl earlier this year.

“Sportface showed up at my house, ate all my Salt Water Taffy, asked me a bunch of stupid questions about how to play the guitar, and then insisted that the Clyde’s waiters bring him a full bottle of A1 Sauce for his steak,” said Brods.

“He doesn’t know how to read the room. This wasn’t the kind of restaurant that brings out A1 Sauce bottles. I was mortified. This was at my Cheers Bar where everybody knows my name. I’m glad Sportface left my crib and town quickly before anyone else got to meet him.”

An hour later, Sportface knocked on the door of another college pal, Duff, who wasn’t enamored with being hit up unexpectedly.

“He comes in my house, devours my ice cream cake, tells me all about what it’s like working on a creative project with Spars, then bolts out of the house,” said Duff. “I mean, it’s not like I ever call the guy up. What made him think I would want him to come to my house and disrupt the flow of my life?”

Leaving amid interpersonal tensions, Sportface then made his way over to the home of Dr. Ruben Stubens.

“I was so annoyed,” said Stubens. “I was watching my Nationals stud in the All-Star Game Homerun Derby when Sportface shows up and starts yapping non-stop for hours. All I wanted to do was watch the Derby but Sportface ruined my whole night. I mean I know I hadn’t seen Sportface in fourteen years but there’s a reason for that.”

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Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here: Sammy Sportface Has a Vision -- Check It Out Sammy Sportface -- The Baby Boomer Brotherhood Blog -- Facebook Page
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Sammy Sportface
Sammy Sportface
Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here:

Sammy Sportface Has a Vision -- Check It Out

Sammy Sportface -- The Baby Boomer Brotherhood Blog -- Facebook Page

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