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Aaron Rodgers hosts Jeopardy tonight.
The contestants: Brett Favre, Danica Patrick, John Madden, Bill Walton, and Sammy Sportface.
Favre: I’ll take Brett Favre’s heroic acts for $100.
Rodgers: During the Cirque de Sportface, Brett Favre saved these two famous athletes who smoked weed and got caught in a storm 100 miles of the Gulf of Mexico in the deep blue sea. He saved them by dropping down from the Antonio Brown air balloon in his Wrangler Jeans and nothing else and carried them out of the shipwrecked boat to safety.
Favre: Who are Bill Walton and Ricky Williams.
Rodgers: Correct.
Favre: I’ll take John Madden’s man-crushes on Brett Favre for $100.
Rodgers: During the Cirque de Sportface, what did Brett Favre do at tent city that made Madden gush about the superhuman powers of his idol, Brett Favre.
Madden: What has walked a tightrope – the width of tooth floss, 300 feet in the air for 100 yards and didn’t fall. I mean, I mean, only Brett Favre can do that.
Rodgers: Correct
Favre: I’ll take Danica Patrick’s NFL boyfriends for $100.
Rodgers: Who did Danica fall in love with at Tundra Fest?
Danica: Who is Tom Brady.
Rodgers: I thought we had a thing going on during Tundra Fest. You didn’t tell me you were digging Johnny Foxboro.
Danica: Get over it. I’ll take examples of Aaron Rodgers being arrogant for $100.
Rodgers: What NFL coach was destroyed when Rodgers said he was stupid?
Favre: Who is Mike McCarthy.
Walton: I’ll take Sammy Sportface tall tales for $100.
Rodgers: At this playoff game at the run-up to Cirque de Sportface, Bill Walton talked about the resurrection of the souls of the people at the tailgate party.
Walton: What is Tundra Fest.
Walton: Brett Favre heroic acts for $200.
Rodgers: At this playoff tailgate, Favre jumped an 18-wheeler over the Super Dome and, in mid-air, heaved a completed pass to Antonio Brown in the air balloon hovering over the Super Dome.
Madden: What is Sport Stock
Rodgers: No
Patrick: What is Tundra Fest
Rodgers: No
Sportface: What is Sports Gras.
Rodgers: Correct
Sportface: Sportface tall tales for $200.
Rodgers: During Sports Gras, these two sports personalities got tired of the partying and went to play pickleball outside the city and one of them read from a textbook on pickleball during the match.
Madden: Who is Brett Favre
Rodgers: No
Walton: Who is Ricky Williams
Rodgers: No
Sportface: Who is Stephen A. and Charles Barkley
Rodgers: Sportface, that’s correct but you can’t answer questions about your own category.
Sportface: OK, then give me examples of Aaron Rodgers being arrogant for $200.
Rodgers: There’s only one guy in the world of sports who Rodgers would even consider being smarter than he is.
Sportface: Who is Jay Bilas
Rodgers: Wrong. He a dum dum.
Favre: Who is Ryan Fitzmagic.
Rodgers: Correct. That dude is the only person in the world smarter than me.
The buzzer goes off.
Rodgers: We’re out of time. Now let’s go to the final question. Write down how much you bet on getting the answer right and the answer to this question. You have 60 seconds. Here’s the question. There were three members of the NFL community who smoked weed with Ricky Williams during a car ride across the country last year. Who were they?
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Rodgers: OK, what’s your answer, Walton?
Walton: You’ve got to be kidding me. This is the easiest question in the 38-year history of Jeopardy. All you had to do was read Sammy Sportface’s Baby Boomer Brotherhood Facebook page and you’d know this…the answer is “who are Bill Belichick, Roger Goddess, and Robert Kraft.” I bet $100 million.
Rodgers: Roger Goddess is not correct. His name is Roger Goodell.
Walton: Come on, man. Sportface never calls him Goodell. He calls him Goddess.
Rodgers: What’s your answer, Madden?
Madden: Who is Brett Favre, Brett Favre, and Brett Favre. I bet on Brett Favre.
Rodgers: Sportface?
Sportface: Who is Robert Kraft, Roger Goddess, and Bill Belichick.
Rodgers: Wrong. It’s Roger Goodell. What did you bet?
Sportface: I bet that you would be a dweeb about not using the name Goodell. I also bet you’ll never win as many Super Bowls as Johnny Foxboro.
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