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The Wiebermobile rolls through the tunnel. Onto Lambeau Field, the hot dog vehicle moves, right to the 50-yard line. There’s Aaron Rodgers with Danica Patrick, his former girlfriend, and former NASCAR driver.
Brett Favre gets out in Wrangler Jeans.
“Bet I can throw a football out of Lambeau and have it land on one of the George Foreman Grills cooking turduckens at the tailgate parking lot,” he said.
“You’re washed up,” said Rodgers. “I can throw the ball farther than you and I’m much more accurate. How many interceptions did you throw in your career, 70,000?”
Jerry Glanville walks up.
“Hey Mississippi, my money’s on you. Remember those times when you were a scrub quarterback on my team and we would talk about you throwing the ball out of Fulton County Stadium? I’ve been waiting 20 years to see you do that.”
John Madden is mesmerized. “I mean, boom, we drive several hundred thousand miles from Denver to Green Bay in the Wienermobile, pull it onto the 50-yard line, and then, boom, Brett Favre gets out in his Wranglers and challenges Aaron Rodgers to a big toss contest. I mean can it get any better than this I mean that and this and this and, boom, Brett Favre.”
Outside the stadium, the former heavyweight boxing champion of the world, George Foreman, has his grills fired up roasting all sorts of live turduckens.
Foreman’s with his eight sons, all named George.
“Pass me the Turducken Sauce, George,” said George Sr. “Need to lather up these turduckens to give them that juicy taste.”
“Are you talking to me?” all eight George Juniors ask in unison.
“Get ready for the footballs to hit the turduckens,” said George Sr. “Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers are going to be tossing footballs out of the stadium, and they’re aiming for the turduckens. The one who hits the most turduckens wins a Turducken Trophy presented by John Madden.”
Back on the field, Danica wonders why Rodgers broke up with her awhile back. She starts to check out Favre in his Wrangler Jeans and decides she likes him more.
“Hey Mississippi,” she said. “I’m betting on you to win this contest. I love guys in Wrangler Jeans. And afterward, can I ride in the Wienermobile with you?”
Favre’s dream come true is occurring in real-time. He’s stolen away the girlfriend of Aaron Rodgers, is about to chuck a football out of Lambeau and will be eating turduckens drenched in Turducken Sauce to celebrate.
Glanville wonders to himself why he never made Favre his starting quarterback when with the Falcons and allowed him to be traded to the Packers where Mississippi went on to a Hall of Fame career.
Sammy Sportface is out in the parking lot with the nine George’s eating live turduckens before they get punctured by footballs.
To be continued…
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