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Sportface Sucks, Says Sonny, Time to Tackle Geopolitical Phantasmagoria

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The global situation in this world is in need of an overhaul on a scale never seen before.

We are going through seismic changes in society along the lines of the age of the Vikings, and the Renaissance painters and sculptures, and the armies and navies of all ages.

This is no time for unimportant issues such as sports and Tom Brady and who is going to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots.

That’s for small-minded people, stupid idiots. We need to think about how religion, the Bible, politics, history, and eleven other academic disciplines tie in to make this a time of intellectual reflection and deep probing of everlasting issues of momentous importance in the grand history of the world itself. 

We need to sort through the nuances of ideas and thoughts to arrive at a path forward to create a new world order.

Stop the mindless meddling in football, wrestling, and Tiger and Phil. Use your minds to explore and unravel the depths of complicated concepts. Probe the big problems of our day and wrestle them to the ground. 

Don’t be a superficial mental midget thinking about trivial sports blog topics. This is no time for that. Be of substance or be nowhere. Big fish need to be fried, lives need to be considered, all six billion of them, through a smarter lens.

You must think like Carl Bruce Sonny Massey. He only spends his time grappling with the nuances of life on this Earth and how it all relates to our reincarnation, where we came from, the Bible’s teachings, and his fantasies about how he is going upend civilization all by himself. Big talker he is.

Stop the stupid sophomoric blabber on this boring blog. Be an elite intellectual. Be like Sonny. Be into big things, big ideas, big changes, but never actually do anything big. 

Just think about changes and how you are going to bend the world’s direction all by yourself. But don’t take action. Just tell everybody you’re going to do something supernaturally gigantic. Talk a huge game but don’t play a big game because you’re afraid your big game ideas might get you hurt. But for God’s sake stop playing stupid sports blogging games.

Get on with masterminding how you are going to fix the balance of power on all seven continents wielding your extraordinary brainpower and vision alone that no one else can match. Mold yourself into a once-in-a-generation thinker with a gifted intellect that so few of us can even dream of having.

Break this world into pieces. Split conventional thinking with rational thinking into prevailing wisdom and afterlife musings that actually make sense to people, even those who aren’t able to think on your level.

At some point real soon the global conflict will escalate to a point that no one will be safe. No systems will matter anymore. Whatever was will be no more. Whatever is won’t stay that way much longer. And whatever will be won’t be what anyone would consider calm.

Widespread societal wreckage is forthcoming. Sonny says so. Listen to his grand vision, his celestial prognostications, and bawdy bravado. He is our supreme leader, the King of Intelligence, his eminence of egomaniacal masterminding. 

When it all comes crashing down, he will be the only one left standing, high above us all, with a sword, rifles, brilliant thinking, and genius genes all to himself.

Sammy Sportface

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Sammy Sportface
Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here:

Sammy Sportface Has a Vision -- Check It Out

Sammy Sportface -- The Baby Boomer Brotherhood Blog -- Facebook Page

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