Rolls Royce

Rolls Royce, Threats, and a 42-6 Loss

If you listened carefully to Coach Prime’s press conference after getting obliterated yesterday by the Oregon…

Continue Reading

ESPN Shifts All College Game Days to Coach Prime, Unveils ESPN Prime Channel

In a blatantly opportunistic move to reverse its reeling economic conditions and plummeting ratings, ESPN unveiled…

Continue Reading
Prime Time

Clock Strikes Prime Time in Rocky Mountains

Earlier this week in an athletic department auditorium, Coach Prime Time stood before the current roster…

Continue Reading