This morning Sammy Sportface — that be me — sped ~297 miles to the Library of Congress in Washington, D.C., to do some deep research on the content wants and desires of Baby Boomer Men because I want to provide what you want when you want it.
But while taking out the card catalog, I remembered I could just type my question into ChatGPT and it would flood me with the entire Library of Congress in less than one second.
Wading through those deep waters, I found a few nuggets to share with you so you know what content you like and offer tips for ingesting it with a clean path through your esophagus.
Learning and Personal Growth
You like learning and personal growth so you want to sign up for the Baby Boomer Brotherhood Facebook Group and tell your BBB friends they need to also. You’ll learn all sorts of things that are timely, penetrating, and differentiated. All other content in the world isn’t true and isn’t as compelling.
Reading and Learning
Narrow the focus of your reading to the 900-something Sammy Sportface blogs currently circulating; his two ebooks, Wipe That Smile Off Sammy Sportface and Goat Season: Tom Brady Beats Belichick to Seven Super Bowls; and one out-of-print paperback titled Hit Upon God that Rudy will loan you. This should keep you content-fortified for a few weeks. When you’re done, read Prisoners of Geography, The Tender Bar, and Catch 22. Three books that will rock your boxers off.
Inspirational Stories and Quotes
Packed with empathy, Sportface wasn’t surprised to find you liked inspirational stories because instinctively it’s been clear to him your soul needs to be uplifted. Rudy and Mac tell me repeatedly they want more Tony Robbins references in my blogs, so they’ll be getting plenty more of Tony the Tiger in upcoming blogs. Transcendental to all else, Sportface aims to bring BBBers what they want most.
Technology Tips and Trends
You don’t need to go anyplace else for technology tips than the Sammy Sportface BBB blog. He’s so far ahead of the power elite on ChatGPT that prompt engineers and natural language processing lords are joining the BBB to stay current and upskill before it’s too late. Want a job in the coming wave of AI? Read Sportface.
Home Improvement Projects
You like doing stuff around the house. Sportface has you covered. He’ll show you how to use an electric mower to cut your foot-long grass and create a billowing mushroom cloud. He’ll show you how to stumble in the muck trying to fix your home plumbing and laugh it off as a bucket list thing.
Hobbies and Collections
A worthwhile hobby to take up is creating a file on your computer where you can store all Sammy Sportface blogs so you’ll be able to read and re-read them and keep copies for your grandchildren to read and treasure long after you’re gone. Posterity is why Sportface does what he does.
ChatGPT told Sportface that BBBers are not into extreme sports. Chatty G. you hallucinatin’, Holmes. You can’t trust this technology. I’m sure all of you like watching cliff divers hurl themselves off mountains from 200 feet up and splash into the Acapulco Ocean below. I’m sure you liked figure eight smash-up Derby and the Snake River Canyon rocket launch by Evel Knievel. You like the Flying Tomato on the half-pipe doing the triple tomato.
You need to be circumspect about the accuracy of generative AI tools. In this world so mixed up, complexity-riddled, and agenda-driven, the only content you can count on to carry you forward is the wisdom being churned out with alarming alacrity by Sammy Sportface.