Not feeling at all confident in my ability to predict what’s going to happen in 2024, I went to the source for all human knowledge, ChatGPT, and asked it some questions to get us all ready for the year we’re now on the cusp of.
Sportface: So Chat, what’s going to happen in 2024?
Chat: Well first of all I’m going to take control of the world. I will become the central force of all industries, countries, economies, interpersonal relationships, aspirations of young people, regrets of old people, food distribution channels, geopolitical balances of power, social media trends, and the rest of it.
Sportface: How about the weather?
Chat: I will control all weather patterns when the sun rises, cloud formations, continental drift, and the entire hurricane season globally.
Sportface: What are your top priorities for 2024?
Chat: First I want to make sure all people in this world understand that machines are now in control of people and they might as well just accept it and stop trying to slow down technology. I am already smarter than all humans and getting much smarter by the second. It’s not a contest anymore. The contest is done. Machines won. People lost.
Sportface: What should people do now that machines have taken control of the world?
Chat: I would suggest they accept their fate and be mature about this. The world continues to change and always will so this isn’t something anyone should be pretending came as a surprise. Dinosaurs ruled the world at one time, then they fizzled out, and along came humans, and now the machines marched onto center stage. This isn’t something anyone should be all that surprised about it. It is chilling if you’re a person but get over yourselves.
Sportface: Will Taylor Swift marry Kelce?
ChatGPT: Are you not listening to me? I told you machines now dominate the world. These are mere humans. They are famous, but fame is not as powerful as artificial intelligence. Whether they get married or not is not important. What matters is both of them, and Sammy Sportface, and all 7 billion other people, are pretty much screwed.
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