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Taylor Swift asked Coach Prime if she could perform during Saturday’s half-time show of the U. of Colorado vs. Colorado State game – a free concert for everybody.
Prime turned her down saying there will be more people at Saturday’s home game than have ever attended a Taylor Swift concert.
The creators of ChatGPT have created a chatbot for Coach Prime. You can go on the Internet and type questions to Coach Prime. The powerful tool will search all the data on the Internet that has ever been created and produce answers in seconds — all with suggestions for how the best high school and college football players in the world can try out for Coach Prime’s team.
Coach Prime’s mansion in the Boulder Mountains has been renamed The Prime House. All Heisman Trophy winners will be moving in there on Saturday and will each pay Coach Prime $10 million as a donation for his team’s name image and likeness program.
For the first time ever, CNN, NBC, ABC, and CBS will be covering Saturday’s game on-site in Boulder with play-by-play, color commentators, and side-line reporters. Financial, economics, investment, and business reporters from The Financial Times, Business Week, and The Economist also will cover this story. The University of Colorado has granted 78,00 press credentials for Saturday’s game.
For the past week, flights into the Boulder Airport have been landing every 15 seconds, and this will continue unabated until the 8:00 p.m. kickoff. Every Boulder, Colorado ski resort hotel is reporting all-time highs in room reservations this weekend even though there’s no snow on the ground.
The Chronicle of Higher Education reports that Harvard, Yale, and Princeton admissions officers have noticed a staggering plummet in the number of applications for admission to their elite academic institutions for the class starting in the Fall of 2024. Inspired by the Coach Prime sociological, football, and gross domestic product revival, the world’s smartest students have decided that the University of Colorado is their dream school, that going to a college that will win four straight national titles while they’re there is more appealing than studying at an Ivy League institution.
All other college football games scheduled for this Saturday have been canceled due to a lack of interest.
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