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Quit bitching, all you spoiled American soccer fans.
The U.S. women’s team will elevate its performances and win the World Cup title.
This is called a premonition, prognostication, and prediction. The Three Ps.
Plus a gargantuan guarantee. Another P.
And a gut feeling. No P.
So what if the team has had two ties so far. They’re in the knockout round and now they’ll start knocking everybody out of the tourney on their rampage to global glory once again.
Set your smartphone alarm for 5 a.m. this Sunday to catch them swerving past Sweden. Then they’ll boot away England or France or Denmark or some other random country in the ensuing rounds on their odyssey to soccer bliss.
Burn this in your brains: On August 20, 2023, the US will win the World Cup, and all you spoiled whiners out there will get what you’ve been longing for, another Cup for the U.S.
Along the way, you’ll see Alex Morgan (see photo below) boot in at least four goals. She’ll become America’s darling and pose on the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue next February.
Megan Rapinoe will dye her hair teal and pink and chartreuse and that will augment your eye candy kaleidoscopes.
U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A
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