Sammy Sportface Uncorks 2023 Predictions

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Elon Musk will announce he’s running for president of the United States in 2023.

Quantum computing will be named the next big technology wave beyond artificial intelligence and blockchain.

Passkeys will start to replace passwords.

Snake Leasure will get a call from Sportface about the bomb he cracked off him in May 1981.

Zero trust will be a major movement in the world of cybersecurity.

Tom Brady will be spotted out about town with another supermodel.

Jeff Bezos will buy the Washington Commanders.

Zach Wilson will get traded to another NFL team and fall in love with one of his teammate’s Moms. He’ll quit football, marry her, then leave her to date, Kim Kardashian.

Self-driving cars will become mainstream in Silicon Valley but no place else in the world.

Apple will announce its next big product beyond the iPhone but it won’t be nearly as paradigm-shifting.

More software code will be written than in any previous year.

Quiet quitting will spread farther and wider, dropping America’s gross domestic product (GDP) by 27 percent, but most people won’t care because GDP is an abstract and sophisticated concept.

The Great Resignation will continue to be the core strategy of American employees.

Amazon will start shipping psychanalysis kits to homes to address mental illness sweeping across America.

Emotional intelligence will become less in vogue; real intelligence will rise in importance.

Global warming will be talked about a lot but most people won’t know what it means or what they’re supposed to do other than recycle cans of craft beer and Fanta Grape Soda.

Sammy Sportface will buy NGSCSports but get sued for anti-trust and racketeering.

Billy Dankos will continue to tell Rudy to stop calling him Billy Dankos.

Rudy will continue to be the least trustworthy friend in Delmarva.

Nikola Jokic will win his third straight NBA MVP, matching the achievement of only one other NBA player, Larry Legend.

The Fez will disband.

Brad’s party will be better than Myrtle Beach’s 1983 post-exams.

Will Reynolds will continue to be unappreciative of Sammy Sportface?

Troy Jackson will read the entire Encyclopedia Britannica for the seventh time, for the first time using his Kindle.

Jim McCormack will do everything in his power to avoid Sammy Sportface.

Scott Lawrence will see the value of Sammy Sportface.

Wowbrown will start a Rolling Stones-like band and impersonate Mick Jagger.

Babies will be conceived.

Food will be eaten.

An all-time great book will be released written during Covid-19.

The friendship between Sonny and Sportface will end suddenly.

LeBron James will announce he’s running for Mayor of Los Angeles.

The college sports transfer portal will be restructured with a cap on the amount any one player can make in a single year.

DJ Charlie Sheen will take over 93 percent of the real estate on the Sammy Sportface Baby Boomer Brotherhood Facebook page.

The Liv Golf tour will reach a tipping point, where more of the world’s best golfers will join the tour and betray the PGA. Greg Norman will throw a party on an Australian cruise liner.

Coffee addiction will intensify above and below the equator.

The college football playoff will expand to 12 teams and Wake Forest won’t have a good enough year to make the playoff and Sportface will show his shallow disloyalty to his alma mater by abandoning them once again.

Ralph Garcia and Sportface will travel to Death Valley together to watch Wake Forest get smoked by Clemson while they eat hot dogs and drink sodas.

All 7 members of the Sammy Sportface Baby Boomer Brotherhood will resign.

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Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here: Sammy Sportface Has a Vision -- Check It Out Sammy Sportface -- The Baby Boomer Brotherhood Blog -- Facebook Page
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Sammy Sportface
Sammy Sportface
Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here:

Sammy Sportface Has a Vision -- Check It Out

Sammy Sportface -- The Baby Boomer Brotherhood Blog -- Facebook Page
Sammy Sportface

Sammy Sportface

Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here: Sammy Sportface Has a Vision -- Check It Out Sammy Sportface -- The Baby Boomer Brotherhood Blog -- Facebook Page

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