0
0
As we slam the door shut on 2022, Sammy Sportface has taken a step back to reflect on who within the disunified Baby Boomer Brotherhood are most deserving of his patented “Sporty” awards for the year.
Every year the categories get manipulated and follow no coherent pattern, but there is at least consistency and solace in knowing the list will be revealed and your name is likely to find its way onto this Facebook page as long as you keep reading. You probably won’t feel good about the award you receive but a lot of things in life aren’t what you hope they will be.
Let’s end this misery.
Least Engaged in the Baby Boomer Brotherhood in 2022
Seven-place tie
Tom Navin
Bill McKie
Louis Lopez
Mike Lonergan
Pat O’Boyle
Al McMillan
Larry Snyder
Ten dollars will be split seven ways so each gets about $1.46 via Venmo from Sportface Finance LLC.
Biggest Prima Donna
Lal Heneghan (3rd straight year and favored to win next year)
Most Automatic Likes and Happy Birthday Notes on Facebook Posts
Spoog
Most Critical of Sportface’s Content and Business Strategy
Whit
Most Bitter That Sportface Scored Higher Than Him on Mid-Term and Final Sociology Exam
Marlan Schwartz
Most YouTube Content Contributions
DJ Charlie Sheen Jenkins (77,477 posts on Sammy Sportface blog in 2022; goal is to double that in 2023)
Most Focused on Making Money Rather Than Wasting Time Reading Sportface
Naves
Least Loyal to his Wake Friends Because He Went to UVA Law School and Made Friends There He Respects and Likes More
Naves
Best 8th Man on Little Flower Hoops Team
Russell Lacey
Best Body Double
Billy Dankos
Most Pump Fakes in One Offensive Possession in Basketball History
Joe Glee Club (19) – Hamilton, Canada, 1979
Best 8th Grade DC Hooper Besides Sportface
Phil Brennan, 1971
Best St. John’s Athlete in 1981 Besides Sportface
Dwight Aussiebrooks
Most Bitter About Sportface’s Blog About Him
Luke The Kook Nolan, 2020
Most Into Luka’s Mom
Keith The Ripper Ripley, 2019-2022
Loudest Voice/Closest Conversations Resulting in the Most Spit
Troy Foghorn Jackson
Best Runningback
Tie
Topper Clemmons, 1981-85, WFU
Qweenie Cunningham, 1974-76, Maplewood
Least Equidistant from All Other Members of the Baby Boomer Brotherhood
Peaches Garrett (lives 777,999,999,777,999 miles from the closest member)
Most Indifferent Brother
Owen Malone
Most Tired of Sportface’s Schtick
Head
Most Richard-Gere Looking
Miguel Lopez
Most Enthusiastic About Weekends
Rolando Mia
Most Prolific Sunrise Photographer
Jimmy Cardaci
Best Part-time Drummer
Jughead Bruce
Sharpest Memories of Boyhood Mischief
Wolfford
Biggest Woodstock Historian
Frankie Chris Mullin
Best Hooper Who Never Played in High School
Moose, 1981-85
Most Active on His Own Facebook Page but Not Into Sportface’s Facebook Page
Neil Kunk
Best Retired Lobbyist
Pat Williams, 1970-2019
Most Knowledgeable War Historian
Mike Duggan, 1912-1945
Largest Quantity of Grandkids
John Ricca
Author Profile
-
Sammy Sportface, a sports blogger, galvanizes, inspires, and amuses The Baby Boomer Brotherhood. And you can learn about his vision and join this group's Facebook page here:
Sammy Sportface Has a Vision -- Check It Out
Sammy Sportface -- The Baby Boomer Brotherhood Blog -- Facebook Page
Latest entries
BonusApril 22, 2024Old Friends Reconnect As New Friends
BonusApril 21, 2024Sportface Unveils Board of Directors to Land Sneaker Deal
BonusApril 20, 2024A Horrible Life Becomes Great
BonusApril 15, 2024Dancing in the Meadowlands – Then Darting Away