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Here are two guys who don’t care for each other: Aaron Rodgers and Brett Favre.
You may recall several years ago Rodgers got the starting job from Favre as starting QB for the Green Bay Packers. Favre said he didn’t feel obligated to help or support Rodgers to get that position.
Since then, they’ve spoken nada once to each other.
Now Rodgers has taken the airwaves, like he did last year to say his outgoing coach Mike McCarthy was a low IQ guy, to say that Favre is a “washed up loser” for returning to the NFL to play quarterback for the Denver Broncos.
“Favre’s just desperate to prove to the world that he was a better QB than me, but I’m proving this year beyond any doubt that I will do down in history as a better quarterback than him,” said Rodgers, not known for his humility. “He can put turduckens on his head and rock his Wrangler Jeans but none of that will change the fact he chucked more interceptions than anyone in football history.”
Favre had just completed his starting quarterback performance for the Broncos. He threw five touchdown passes and nine interceptions and head-butted 14 linebackers with his turducken helmet. His Wrangler Jeans got ripped on both knees and his Tommy Copper torso belt snapped on a scrambling play when he dove headfirst into the goal post.
Favre sat in the back of the Wienermobile reading these comments from Rodgers on the Sammy Sportface Facebook Page. Reclining next to him in the back seat – as he always wants to be near Brett — was John Madden reading the same story on NGSCSports.
“I can’t believe anyone anywhere would say something bad about, boom, Brett Favre,” said Madden. “I mean, Brett Favre can beat an entire NFL team running around with a Tommy Copper torso belt split in two. Who else can do that? I mean, only a guy like Brett Favre.”
Favre is not consoled. He never liked Aaron Rodgers. Not his type. Aaron went to Cal Berkeley, got a high SAT score, though he was more intelligent than Favre, and had more blue blood in him. And he dated Danica Patrick. Favre came from Mississippi and didn’t focus on getting a high SAT score.
They were like DeChamboz and Katy Koepka: unmade for each other.
“Let’s drive this Wienermobile to Green Bay so I can settle this score with Rodgers right at the 50-yard line of Lambeau Field,” he said. “We’ll have a fistfight, then wrestle, and then see who can throw the football from the 50-yard line out of Lambeau Field over the rooftop onto a tailgate grill firing up live turduckens.”
Frank Caliendo floors the gas and gets on the highway that says “Green Bay, 1987 miles.”
“Let’s stop at McDonald’s for some McTurducken Burgers,” said Madden. “I mean, I mean, how great will that be, going to McDonald’s with Brett Favre on our way to Green Bay and eating a bunch of turduckens to get us all fired up. I mean, this could only happen if we were with Brett Favre.”
At McDonald’s, Sammy Sportface orders a large Coke, a medium Coke, a small Coke, and three milks.
To be continued…
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