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When last we left you, Brett Favre was with John Madden next to the Turkucken Pond along with Charles Barkley, Phil Mickelson, Katie Ledecky, and Sammy Sportface. There was a confusing debate about who would race whom in a swimming race across the pond infested with live turduckens.
Suddenly, the general manager of the Denver Broncos, John Elway, calls Sportface.
“Sportface, get Favre on the line.”
“Favre, it’s for you.”
“We need you to play quarterback for us this weekend. None of our QBs are available.”
“I’ll be there,” said Brett.
“Let’s go, John.”
The Oscar Meyer Wienermobile pulls up to the pond. The driver is Frank Caliendo, who does impersonations of Madden. Madden is over the moon that his Man Crush favorite person on Earth is going to play in another NFL game.
“Can you believe this?” he asked. “Brett Favre is wearing a turducken helmet one minute and the next he’s boom back in the NFL. I mean, I mean, only Brett Favre could pull off something like this.”
The group, Favre, Caliendo, Madden, and Sportface, pile into the Wienermobile and start driving from the golf course in Arizona on their way to Denver for Sunday’s game.
“We’ve got to stop at some fast-food joints on the way and get plates full of turducken,” said Madden. “I mean, boom, we’re with Brett Favre and he’s the only guy I know who, boom, can eat turduckens at fast food after fast food joint in a Wienermobile and then, boom, he’s off to play quarterback for the Broncos after being retired for eight years.”
Caliendo then impersonates Madden saying what he just said.
“We’ve got to stop at some fast-food joints on the way and get plates full of turducken,” said Madden. “I mean, boom, we’re with Brett Favre and he’s the only kind I can think of who, boom, can eat turduckens at fast food after fast food joint in a Wienermobile and then, boom, he’s off to play quarterback for the Broncos after being retired for eight years.”
“That’s what I just said, Frank,” said Madden. “I mean, boom, I say one thing and then you say what I said and then, boom, we’re saying the same things.”
Madden starts to think about where this trek to Denver could ultimately be taking this barbershop quartet. Why do they have to stop cruising around the country in the Wienermobile after they take his all-time Fav, Favre, to Denver? Maybe this first drive will just be the first voyage of many they can take over the next several weeks and months hauling Favre around to play quarterback for different NFL teams throughout the rest of the season, playoffs, and straight through to the Super Bowl in Tampa?
The idea makes him giddy.
“I mean, what could be better than driving around the country taking Brett Favre to NFL games, eating turducken fast food along the way, being with Brett Favre and then, I mean, I mean, just being with Brett Favre all the time I mean, boom, he’s Brett Favre. I think he’s gonna win Sunday’s game all by himself.”
Sportface starts typing a blog and sends it to NGSCSports with this headline: “Favre and Madden Riding To NFL Games On Wienermobile With Calliendo and Sportface.”
While this goes on, the other three trip-goers eat Oscar Meyer Turducken Hot Dogs which have turkey, sausage, duck, chicken, and liverwurst meat.
“Who put the liverwurst in these Turducken Dogs?” asked Madden. “I mean, Turducken Dogs are not supposed to have turducken, I mean I mean, liverwurst is just not what a turducken is. These should be called Turduckenwurst Dogs or, I mean, I mean Brett Favre Dogs.”
Brady tells Calliendo the Wienermobile needs to stop at a local mall where he can buy a new pair of Wrangler Jeans so when he suits up for Sunday’s game he has his new pair on.
“I’ll be the first pro football player ever to play a game in Wrangler Jeans,” said Favre.
To be continued…
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