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LaVar Ball Foreshadows How Great His Son Will Be
LaVar Ball, whose son Lonzo was drafted second by the Los Angeles Lakers this week, predicted afterward that his talented offspring will lead his new team into the playoffs this season. This would be the first time the Lakers have qualified in five seasons.
Daddy LaVar will be making numerous prognostications as his son’s professional basketball extravaganza and golden shoe endorsement contracts crystallize over the next several years.
This father will predict that his son will break the all-time record for assists set by Jason Kidd and John Stockton. He will foretell that his son will become the greatest point guard in NBA history, better than Magic Johnson and all the other greats at the position.
He will prophesize that his son will lead the Lakers back to the NBA Finals and win the title six times – one more than Magic did during his legendary career. This will make Ball – not Magic – the greatest of all the Lakers. By the time his one-and-done son is done in the NBA, he will go down in history as better than all-time great Lakers such as Kobe Bryant, Jerry West, Elgin Baylor and Wilt Chamberlain.
But the forecasting won’t end there. The father will claim that his son will go down in history as the greatest all-around basketball player ever, better than LeBron James, Michael Jordan, and Larry Bird.
He son, LaVar will tell is, will make 10 billion dollars in shoe contract endorsements faster than any athlete ever has. He will forecast that his son will ultimately generate over $100 billion in career revenues. During a news conference set up by himself, LaVar will announce that he plans to keep $30 billion of that for his help and guidance in promoting his son and to promote the basketball careers of his other two sons.
The father will predict that this son will appreciate his father’s contribution to the son’s success and credit him more than anyone else for making it come to fruition.
“I predict future greatness for me and my son beyond anyone’s wildest fantasies and imaginations,” LaVar said. “People have no idea how special my son is. Wait until you see how this all plays out. The basketball world will never be the same once my son is done with his career. And I will have been the one to have made it all happen. The basketball world will be thanking me for my contribution to this basketball success story.”
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