So we’re all familiar with the shot put, discus throw, and javelin heaves at the Summer…
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Rudy Eds on Long-Awaited Booze Crooze
Just when you thought Rudy might be coming around to be a solid friend, he reversed…
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DeChambeau to Golf World: I Suck
Miffed at his British Open opening round this week, Bryson DeChambeau unloaded at his post-match presser.…
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Sportface Metastasizes Dropping-In Uninvited Trend
Everything’s the new normal these days. Even things that are abnormal and socially uncool and questionable.…
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Sports Blogger Sammy Sportface Launches First Podcast to Inspire, Amuse Baby Boomer Men
“The Sammy Sportface and Spars Show” 7/10/2021 News Release Dateline: United States of…
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Joey Chestnut: Introducing the World’s Greatest Hot Dog Demolisher
There stood Joey Chestnut in his red, white, and blue casual attire. The Coney Island crowd…
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Weed: Let All Olympic Athletes – Including Swimmers – Smoke
Everybody in the sports world needs to take a serious bong hit. Hold it in for…
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Bone-Headed Booze Crooze Tooze Preview
Sport your Creamsicle orange XXL Speedos. Get in your psychologically destructive mindset. Generate anger. Channel agitation.…
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Olympics: Is Le Clos Going To Shadowbox Dressel?
Villains permeate our lives. They’re the bad guys, the people who make everybody else feel…
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Lying from the Heart: America’s True Favorite Past-Time
Lying is at the heart of American life. Not telling the truth has morphed into a…
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