Raven Sanders likes to rock masks when she heaves the shot put. It’s a winning formula.…
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Olympics: Jacoby Leaves Us Legacy to Believe in Ourselves
Uncontrollably, high school boys jumped up and down. One pounded his hand on the ground repeatedly.…
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Olympics: Unexpected “Rookie” Bowen Makes Big Splash in Relay
You’ve been reading about several star American swimmers during the past few months heading into the…
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All Olympic Athletes Must Strap on Thongs Now
It’s time for everybody to let it all hang out. The IOC needs to mandate that…
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Olympics: Tonga Oil Can Boyd Lathers Up With Glovolium
Like Tarzan gone R-rated, Oil Can Boyd from the country of Tonga poured it all on.…
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New Olympic Sports Floated on Podcast: Nude Swimming and Tossing People
On their final podcast today before the Summer Olympics, Sammy Sportface and Spars tossed around new-fangled…
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New Summer Olympics Event: Heaving Small Appliances
So we’re all familiar with the shot put, discus throw, and javelin heaves at the Summer…
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Rudy Eds on Long-Awaited Booze Crooze
Just when you thought Rudy might be coming around to be a solid friend, he reversed…
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DeChambeau to Golf World: I Suck
Miffed at his British Open opening round this week, Bryson DeChambeau unloaded at his post-match presser.…
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Sportface Metastasizes Dropping-In Uninvited Trend
Everything’s the new normal these days. Even things that are abnormal and socially uncool and questionable.…
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