Sammy Sportface Names Himself Wake Forest’s New Defensive Coordinator

–Sports Blogger to Employ Electric Football Concepts– Sammy Sportface stands in front of his jumbotron flatscreen in his backyard where electric football video clips run wild and vibrate so powerfully neighborhood tree leaves fall furiously. With pointer in hand, he starts scolding the defensive coordinator for the Wake Forest football team, Denny “Dumb Dumb” Defense, […]