Carson Wentz

Carson Wentz Drops Football, Joins Baby Boomer Brotherhood

Carson Wentz got benched yesterday after not playing very well as quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles.…

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Romeo Crennel

Romeo Crennel’s Post-Game Dancing Dazzles Houston Texan Players

The oldest coach in the NFL, 73-year-old Romeo Crennel, has been showing his Houston Texans players…

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Want

Want Your Son to be a Star NFL RB? Make Sure There’s a “K” in his Name

Want Your Son to be a Star NFL Running Back? Have you ever thought about the…

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Favre

Favre Rides in Wienermobile With Madden to Play QB for Broncos

When last we left you, Brett Favre was with John Madden next to the Turkucken Pond…

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Dr. Jennifer Aniston

Dr. Jennifer Aniston To Sportface: “You’re Definitely Obese”

In a free-flowing and slightly awkward discussion this morning about the health and lifestyle of Sammy…

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New Super Bowl Ad

New Super Bowl Ad To Tout High Points of Cannabis

For the first time in the 55-year history of the Super Bowl, there will be a…

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Kate Ledecky

Kate Ledecky Wants To Race Sportface But Chuck Upchucks

When we last left off, Michael Phelps, Sammy Sportface, and Brett Favre were wearing turduckens on…

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Football

Football Gets Freaky, Twisted Times Aplenty in 2020

All four quarterbacks for the Denver Broncos are not eligible to play football today because of…

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Sammy Sportface

Sammy Sportface: Turducken Golf Tourney Turns Turrible

Near the 18th green, Brett Favre and John Madden hung out in the Madden Golf Cruiser…

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DJ

Sportface to Clemson QB D.J. Uiagalelei: No, You Can’t Be In D.J. Blog

Clemson quarterback faxed Sammy Sportface this morning after reading the blog Sportface wrote about the famous…

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