Church

Why No One Goes to Church Anymore

Why does no one go to church anymore? I stopped going to church about seven years…

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Wake

Wake Quarterback Jock Sniffs Sportface

My fame is getting annoying. I just wanted to be left alone on the Wake Forest…

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Rudy

NBA Rack Fest Sparks Memories of Rudy Racking Me

During fifth-grade recess, the boys would run around the playground playing mall ball. One day my…

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sucka

Fat Sucka Falls for Grass-Cutting Con

Today while drawing Venn diagrams as part of my typical brainstorming before writing a Sammy Sportface…

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Cracker

From Cracker Jacks to Cracker Jill: New Type of Sexual Revolution

Today I got the munchies. Grabbed a bag of Cracker Jacks, or so I thought. Turns…

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Book

Book Encourages Sleeping, Drooling

Reading a book and the big takeaway is this: Take more naps. Sleep more. Lie around.…

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Diving

Pulverize All “Platforms” Pronto – Except Platform Diving

Sporting their tight Speedos, men and women stand erect with bodies all tanned as their heads…

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ChatGPT

Career on the Brink: Writer’s Survival Battle Against ChatGPT

I know what you’re thinking, ChatGPT. I know that you know I write lousy articles because…

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Sportface

Sportface Stalks New Friend: Luke Kuechly

Sportface was out socializing in Charlotte, North Carolina the other night being unnecessarily and uncomfortably intense…

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Book

New Book: Deriving Strengths From Weaknesses As You Age

You’ve heard of Charles Darwin. You probably heard he wrote a book at age 50, some…

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