Why does no one go to church anymore? I stopped going to church about seven years…
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Wake Quarterback Jock Sniffs Sportface
My fame is getting annoying. I just wanted to be left alone on the Wake Forest…
Continue ReadingNBA Rack Fest Sparks Memories of Rudy Racking Me
During fifth-grade recess, the boys would run around the playground playing mall ball. One day my…
Continue ReadingFat Sucka Falls for Grass-Cutting Con
Today while drawing Venn diagrams as part of my typical brainstorming before writing a Sammy Sportface…
Continue ReadingFrom Cracker Jacks to Cracker Jill: New Type of Sexual Revolution
Today I got the munchies. Grabbed a bag of Cracker Jacks, or so I thought. Turns…
Continue ReadingBook Encourages Sleeping, Drooling
Reading a book and the big takeaway is this: Take more naps. Sleep more. Lie around.…
Continue ReadingPulverize All “Platforms” Pronto – Except Platform Diving
Sporting their tight Speedos, men and women stand erect with bodies all tanned as their heads…
Continue ReadingCareer on the Brink: Writer’s Survival Battle Against ChatGPT
I know what you’re thinking, ChatGPT. I know that you know I write lousy articles because…
Continue ReadingSportface Stalks New Friend: Luke Kuechly
Sportface was out socializing in Charlotte, North Carolina the other night being unnecessarily and uncomfortably intense…
Continue ReadingNew Book: Deriving Strengths From Weaknesses As You Age
You’ve heard of Charles Darwin. You probably heard he wrote a book at age 50, some…
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